you can say sex and kill its fine
If you don't have a profile picture people will assume you're a bot
theres barely an algorithm, if you want to see cool shit reblog things instead of just liking them
follower count doesnt matter
tumblr fame gets you one thing and it is Yelled At
no one knows what the fuck the nsfw policy is
block anyone that annoys you even a little bit
And most importantly:
post cringe
Damn right we're gonna get blueberry slushy .
Adorable
semiaquatic secret agent
These people are the reason shampoo bottles now have instructions on the back
Compilation of people holding things that shouldn't be held, please add more if you have any
Main survival instinct is to bullshit my way out of a situation
Would rather be eccentric uncle than responsible parent
Would use the One Ring to get out of seeing family members
In times of strife, thinking of food is a source of comfort
Would never stop complaining, even as I became a true adventurer
Would sleep through an entire battle
Look how many people hate him. I’m pretty damn happy about that 😁😁😁😁😁😁
BOOP‼️