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💀🧝🌔🦛 Been learning about the ancient magical forces of nature ig

your first column of emojis describes your personality! what’s yours?

oh btw this is your unfriendly and very aggressive reminder;

The Slatibartfast and the Slatibartfurious

So after Church on Ruby Road, what's everyone's theories on Mrs. Flood?

the actual reason I consume mediocre media is because I have bad taste. the deeper secret pretentious reason is because I think there’s something very revealing about bad media that you don’t get with good media. when you watch a poorly executed plot point unfold, you see the machinery behind it. you see the gap between what’s actually on screen and the true goal the author is striving for. if it’s particularly awful, you can even measure just how poorly mismatched the author’s skills are with the story they’re trying to tell you. watching a poorly executed narrative play out feels like you’re discovering something, because you see all the wiring and guts underneath that better authors hide from you, in the same way that movies hide boom mics and books make you forget you’re turning the pages. if a story is good and executed well you just see the story. but I want to see the guts and wires!

Hello my brothers... I am Ahmed from Gaza, Palestine. I wake up every day to one of my loved ones missing 💔 I forcibly left my home because of the war. I am now without shelter, food, or clothes, and the extreme cold is coming. If we do not die from the war, we will die from the cold, so help me so that I can live even in a tent. Small😭 Help me, people of compassionate hearts who love peace and love.💔 Help me 💔 Help me 💔 Help me 💔

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reblog if YOUR 🫵 they/them pussy is exploding america!

not enough fantasy settings talk about street food like c'mon there was street food in ancient times across basically every culture lemme see what weird snacks you can buy off a guy in an alleyway