Friday-is-unfunny - N. D. Plume (any Pronouns)

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Hot girl takes 2 seconds to post a mirror selfie:

A million shares / A billion likes

I take 2 YEARS to finally post my painstakingly curated selection of Soyjak, Dank Doge and other triggering memes:

No shares / No likes

Yeah its official this generation is doomed

I SAID I WAS GONNA MAKE MORE!!! you're not safe from me and my stupid, broken humor

i would move heaven and earth to avoid hearing one single advertisement

So, this happened.

Several things:

This is in Peru so this shows that the pattern of religious figures abusing children is an international issue, not just an American problem

This guy shares the same views as most pro-lifers regarding things like "gender ideology" (since apparently supporting gay people means pedophilia but his actual behavior was ok, I guess?)

The Peruvian justice system didn't hold this man accountable when he was accused of doing the same thing to his own sister in the 90s

I love how Mario Party Games can be anywhere from “haha bake a cute lil cake” to “escape the burning hell fire on a collapsing bridge with nothing but a 90’s skateboard and your wits’’

ford prefect: ok Well so the ebtire earth just exploded and everyone died but its ok. Dont freak out. Heres a kindle fire

arthur dent:

i know we hear this a lot with gender, "don't date someone who doesn't accept your gender", but this goes for you too intersex people.

don't date someone who isn't okay with your body.

• if you have atypical genitalia and they don't like it/wanna push you to get surgery/you can't have non painful sex and they push anyways/etc, dump them. you don't deserve that

• if you have hormonal intersex traits and they want you to go onto hormones because it'd "be better for you" or "make you look more normal", dump them. that's your decision not theirs.

• if they're pushy about how you label yourself/your experiences, dump them.

etc etc etc

you don't deserve to be in a relationship where someone wants to forcibly push you into a sex binary or erase your intersexuality. i promise you there are better people out there. you aren't lucky they are dating you 'in spite of' your intersex traits, there are people out there who will love you FOR your intersex traits. FOR your identity, FOR WHO YOU ARE. Don't accept mediocrity because you are just trying to make the relationship last or just want to be loved or whatever it is. you are intersex, and if they cannot accept that, are disgusted by that, want to hide that, etc, leave them. you will only harm yourself by being with someone who doesn't care about your best intersests.

When people graffiti on buildings: Yes! Ha ha! Fuck yes!

When people graffiti on rockfaces and cliffsides on hiking trails: What the absolute fuck.