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A little thought I had

If Hitchhiker's Guide was WOKE!!!!!!!

The Hitchhiker's GAY to the GAYlaxy

Arthur DEInt

aFORDable Housing Prefect

THEYphod SHEblebrox

Trillian is exactly the same but she actually has a role in the story and keeps her book-accurate appearance

Marvin the Paranoid ANDROGYNE

"I can kill him rhetorically if you like!" <- TOP TIER LINE

i fucking love colin

Hello guys🇵🇸🇵🇸

my campaign started more than five months ago and we still haven’t reached 15% of the total goal💔💔

as there are less than 505CHF left to reach it🙏

I hope for your support and participation to reach it as soon as possible.🙏🇵🇸🇵🇸

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Hi dear 🥰👋🏻

I’m Misk from Gaza🇵🇸🍉, a multimedia and web development student🧑🏻‍💻. My family of five lost everything due to the war🥺💔. My father’s business collapsed💔, and my mother’s health has deteriorated😞. My siblings' education is disrupted, and my university was destroyed😭. I seek help to raise donations so we can rebuild our lives🙏🏻🥰

Please consider donating even just $5, $10, or $20 to help the fundraiser further along. And remember that reblogging/sharing to reach more people can help a lot!

[for more information on the campaign: check my pinned post, the campaign page itself, or message me directly if you have any questions]

https://gofund.me/f01b6d5b

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Hello...i,m ahmed ... From a person trying to satisfy his hunger and thirst with a little to a person with a compassionate and tender heart. Imagine waking up to find yourself sleeping in the streets of a ruin. 💔💔 This is my situation and the situation of my family. The war has destroyed all my dreams and ambitions and broken everything inside me. 💔💔 Help me so that I can stand on my feet and sleep in a safe place. Help me, even with a little, so that I can eat the least amount of food, as I sit for hours without a single bite. 💔💔 The war has left me without food or shelter. 💔💔 I can barely wear the most worthless things. The least you can do for me can be a lot. 💔💔 I am waiting for your compassionate heart to give me a little something. 🥺

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Hello, I am Karim, I live in Gaza, there is a bloody war, and at any moment I could lose my life and my family. Help me even with 15 euros to evacuate me and my family from the war. Your small donation could save my life and the life of my family. Please help me. Ignoring my words could cost me my life (please help me)

https://gofund.me/70501154

Vetted by @gazavetters, my number verified on the list is ( #192 )

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Please stop reading my murderous agony

I am Muhammad from Gaza. I was living a good and simple life with my wife, and suddenly the war started on October 7. Our lives turned 180 degrees from a person of prosperity and value in society to a poor person who had nothing because of the continuous displacement. Every time I left everything behind and started from scratch, and my wife was forced to give birth. My first born was born prematurely before he completed his last month in her womb due to the intense fear of missiles and the scenes of killing around us. Here we are being subjected to genocide. I appeal to you and to the world’s chants to remove my family and my only child from genocide. I fear that my child will be kidnapped at any moment by the Zionists because they kidnap children and attribute them to them. Please donate to get us out of here 🙏🙏

I'm really embarrassed by my request. 🙏

https://gofund.me/25affbbb

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Hello my brothers... I am Ahmed from Gaza, Palestine. I wake up every day to one of my loved ones missing 💔 I forcibly left my home because of the war. I am now without shelter, food, or clothes, and the extreme cold is coming. If we do not die from the war, we will die from the cold, so help me so that I can live even in a tent. Small😭 Help me, people of compassionate hearts who love peace and love.💔 Help me 💔 Help me 💔 Help me 💔

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Hi, friend 👋

I hope you are well, My name is Janeursural from Gaza, with great sadness I am reaching you today to help move my family members from Gaza to Egypt, My family's situation is getting worse day by day. My mother has an injured foot and needs care and treatment. She has severe pain in her foot, but there is no treatment or care available, and my nieces need milk and food.

Death is facing us every moment😭, I have created a fundraiser to get financial  help, please Donate whatever you can if it is $10,$20,$30,$40,$50 it will make a big difference in our journey.

Spread my story, And Reblog it will be greatly appreciated.

Thank you from the bottom of my heart🙏🍉🍉🍉

Vetted by @fallahfag

@gazavettors

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Good news: he has a role in the Quintessential Phase!

i can understand zaphod not being in so long and thanks for all the fish but he TOTALLY should have had a role in mostly harmless 💔💔

my mom warned me about these kinds of internet users

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

i can’t BELIEVE what douglas adams did to fenchurch in mostly harmless :(

Lowkey want an animated h2g2 series...

I think that if a new adaptation of h2g2 had appeared, the fandom could have been a little more active than it is now.

Also I personally think the Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy would fit into cartoon style🤔🤔

diversity win! the android on the spaceship you stole has chronic depression <3

Im so sorry but i desperately need others opinions on the matter

Hello, I hope you and your family are well. Can you please help me recycle the post on my account? 🌺 And help rescue my family from the war in Gaza? 🙏 Thank you.

https://gofund.me/0a5342b5

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Hi . 🌹

iam laila a widow mother from Gaza lost my beloved husband while he was searching for food and flour living in northern gaza ..i have six deaf and mute children ..

it is not easy for me to ask for help from other but being a of these lovely kids makes me very responsible for their safety and protection so i have to do any thing to keep them safe ..

we lost every thing because of this violent war !

We cannot afford basic necessaries and it is getting cold for my children ..

your help may give us a chance to live 🙏could you please donate any amount of money that will helps me to provide my kids food and water 10 euros make difference any single donation make great impact

https://gofund.me/711993bb

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🚨 🚨🚨Hello everyone, I am from Gaza. 🇵🇸🇵🇸

My family suffered a lot, as my father was sick and could not be cured due to the war. He passed away. 😭😭After that, my family was targeted, where my brother was injured, and his feet and right hand were amputated. 🥹🥹Please support my family to survive. 🙏🙏Please take a few minutes of your time and read my story.

Donate $20 and if you can't, share the post🥰🙏

Please help me repost and promote my family's fundraising campaign link. Gaza needs you. With my sincere thanks and appreciation.🥰🙏🥺

The link is https://gofund.me/363ae8ca

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gofundme.com

Help A Family From Gaza To Have A Secure Life, organized by Hamza Nabhan

Hello, I am Hamza Ramadan Nabhan. I am 20 years old. I live in Gaza City… Hamza Nabhan needs your support for Help A Family From Gaza To

Help Hamza get his family out of gaza.

Made this over a few sparse bursts of motivation. Anyway, hope ya like him!

fun fact! if you were to arrange every fish on earth in a straight line, nose to tail, they probably wouldn't enjoy it very much

The Slatibartfast and the Slatibartfurious

when the fandom is so small that everybody knows everybody