A Boy Can Dream, Can't He?

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Obi-Wan Kenobi (2022)

Episode 1 of Rockman.EXE Beast told by someone who has never watched another Rockman episode before

told by my lovely homie @tellynoise

okay so these guys like listening to shakira

they started off with the robot equivalent of the fitness gram pacer test, aka how many swarms of flies can you go through without letting them jam your systems

these guys are like half human half robot and IDIOTS so they instead kill all those flies (animal cruelty 💔) and break into a building

SURPRISE IDIOTS. YOU FAILED THE FITNESS GRAM PACER TEST LOSERS

these r just regular guys who get possessed by queer robots its like. being a drag queen but not

CUT TO CRYSTAL INSIDE OF ABANDONED BUILDING

puku man. rotund being. trapped in crystal

EXPLOSION EXPLOSION EXPLOSION

OUT OF CRYSTAL. ENTER BABY

enter `the food.`

baby’s going WAWAWA and bro does NOT wanna deal with it so he makes the trek to his cannibal friends

passes the FUCK out, wakes up to said friends sweetening the meal (failing)

idk what happens with the gay human boys uh

they’re gettinga. divorce

the one w the bad haircut is their divorce lawyer

netball or whatever his name is gets a call IN THE MIDDLE OF COURT.

“hey send your drag queen cannibal robots over bro we got a FEAST”

sent over.

humans? GAGGED. divorce on HOLD

queer robots tries eating baby raw, this won’t do

queer robots hand over baby to be cooked by blue queer

EXPLOSION EXPLOSION EXPLOSION

ENTER ROBOT GODZILLA. BIRD UP

NO TIME FOR FEAST, NO TIME FOR DIVORCE

ROBOT GODZILLA AND BIRD UP ARE THE ONES DIVORCING NOW

brock from pokemon is there.

ANYWAY

COURT ADJOURNED BOTH PARTIES ARE DEAD UH

baby found conscious still waiting to be cooked. chef is found unconscious on way to the kitchen after the court hearing

THE END ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Ao3 Version please give kudos 🙏

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

statistically 80% of legendary friendships begin with one child finding another feral child in the dumpster

toji for oomf

not my usual stuff but remember:

if/when tiktok comes back,

it is not the same place. it is not the same. and most importantly do NOT under any circumstances forget that The Tangerine was the one who wanted it banned in the first place and he is no savior, he, like everyone else in government, is doing what benefits him.

DO NOT FORGET THIS.

pick up the patterns, look at history.

Some sketches of Laika from rockman.exe!! Doing some face practice yippee

Also baby laika cause it's funny

I would like to wish everyone an uneventful new year

Yall see this mf(@fruitykitkatbar ) right here?

I hate this bitch

Fuck you

Everyone should hate them