Idk What To Say 'bout This

[FANON - NOT CANON] - Letter to Mr. President except it's an actual letter

I did this at 3 am lmao

someone fix my sleep schedule

"i don't like the new pope"

yeah, same, I think nearly everyone from since the renaissance would agree with you

Martin Luther (german guy, not mlk) literally said "fuck the church" it's these types of challenges literally why people made the more protestant, orthodox, etc. etc.

not an anthropologist nor a religious expert, but i think we can all be sure about one thing: humans literally never change.

honestly? real.

Penelope: I'm going to get our wedding bed moved for you

Odysseus:

BEST QUOTES From the Dream SMP - Techno Edition

"I don't believe in friendship, Tommy… We tell ourselves it's real so the cogs of society can turn… The only thing that's real, Tommy… is CASH!" (to Tommy)

"I had to take a break from drowning to get a glass of water-"

"The thing is, Tommy, you're using words, but the thing about this world, Tommy, is that the only universal language is violence. We've had that conversation before, and we spoke that language in the pit. It's over Tommy. On to a new day." (to Tommy)

"NOT EVEN CLOSE, BABY! TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!"

"Technoblade sometimes dies."

"I have a pickaxe, Quackity, and I'll *put it through your teeth*!" (to Quackity)

"HEEEEEH?" (to Butcher Army)

"There's voices... Sometimes the voices say... E." (chat)

"Welcome home, Theseus!" (to Tommy)

"Do you want to be a hero Tommy? You want to be a hero Tommy? The *die like one*!" (to Tommy)

"The thing about this world Tommy, is that good things don't happen to heroes." (to Tommy)

“Man, you’ve gotta raise your standards.” (to Dream)

"If you use em dash in your works, it makes them look AI generated. No real human uses em dash."

Imaging thinking actual human writers are Not Real because they use... professional writing in their works.

Imagine thinking millions of people who have been using em dash way before AI becomes a thing are all robots.

REBLOG IF YOU'RE A HUMAN AND YOU USE EM DASH

Same, cat. same.

i think i got the major ones

just a thought

Sometimes....

I feel like rewatching the lore streams. Techno, Ranboo, all that.

But then when I do, I can't watch them without crying.

Probably because of nostalgia (?) (ik it's only been 4 years) or Techno things? Or maybe because of CC! drama? Idk man

Is it just me or do y'all get this too?

Btw, because you made it to after the cut, should I make a short L'Manberg/Pogtopia fic on Quotev? Plot ideas are very welcome.

only tumblr gets the art bc like always, twitter is insufferable

I haven't eaten a nugget in a year

How am I already this queer

(well what a coincidence it rhymed)

I mean I have eaten alot of chicken nuggets in my time...