Hero And Villain Are Enemies But Somehow End Up Co-parenting An Angry Gay Youth (yes, I'm Self Inserting

You know the gruff cold grey character vigorously denying their feelings (for their nemesis) is funny but also consider them immediately accepting them a la " guess this is my life now" and doing a complete 180 followed by the immediate surprise of anyone who ever knew them

"Hey, you look lovely today, here I got you your favourite drink." *Wierd smile* *suspicious* "is there poison in it?"

*simping in the meeting* "That's a really good plan, you're so smart haha" everyone :0 " Do you have a fever?"

"why do you care so much anyway!" *nursing their wound* *intense* " love/petname, of course I care, I love you. Now tell me who did this to you. *shocked in 12 languages and 3 dimensioms*

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You know that trope of they were childhood sweethearts/ crushes and gifted some personalized gift or even some random offhand token like a handkerchief or hoodie? Yeah but were separated for a long time but then are brought back together in wildly different circumstances and they're at their place and they see it, clearly preserved with care?!;!!

Yeah I'll take 79326038+ of that exact same trope.

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All that blood was never pretty,

But they did so love the sound of warhorns,

Perhaps they went into every battlefield thinking,

This time it'll be rubies instead.

The villain and hero anyhow end up in a place where the only people they know are each other and have to find someone/something to get out. They both say don't want to be near one another, but one of them gets separation anxiety and follow the other absolutely everywhere, while making up more and more ridiculous excuses and pretending to hate it. The other, sees right through it, but let's them do their thing and enjoy it.

Today on enemies to lovers tropes I'd do absolutely everything for is *drumroll* compliments disguised as insults, or one of them having genuine difficulty trying to give the other a compliment, or insults but they add the compliment they want to say just at the end.

"You're always too kind, you always give too much and stick around for someone too long, it's stupid and gets you into trouble. But... But... It's also kind of impressive, how you hold onto goodness so tightly. It's really impressive or whatever. "

" Your voice is so good, haha, it's like you're a stupid singer or something haha" "... thank you I guess. You're insults are getting sub-standard you know "

aNd of course, " I... I meant that as a compliment."

But when the A goes "I don't like B" and everyone thinks it's cause b is supervillain, casually kills/torturers people or whatever but A explains its because *very minor flaw*

Like, "They say pecan as p-can, I just can't get behind that"

It's just gold.

I was made from mismatched pieces,

God's leftovers,

A warrior's heart,

And a dreamer's mind

And a gentle soul

And a chaotic existence.

Then they shoved me in this tiny little useless body, and sent me into battle.

Without ever teaching me to fight,

Or bothering with armour.

—I was never meant to survive, was I?

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The pushing them away was designed to be such a can't go wrong with it trope it's honestly impressive how wrong twilight managed to go with it.

The 'im afraid whatever I can give them is just a cheap imitation of love and they deserve so much better than that' SLAps

The 'my entire life is walking on eggshells and they should get to live their lives to the fullest'

The screaming confessions in the rain like 'if you really love me you should know that being with you is what I want and I'm willing to do whatever it takes to do that,' ahHh

It's meant to show how deeply they care about each other and how much they're willing to sacrifice for each other but Hollywood really went no, commitment issues haha

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"I'm only fighting these (Eldritche horror levels of danger) for you because I want to kill you myself. Don't think I'm trying to save you or care about you or anything. I totally totally don't." —the enemies to lovers dynamic we all love to see.

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Bitches with trust issues love enemies to lovers because they love the idea of seeing someones worst traits first and still be able to fall in love them without the everpresent underlying fear of weather their worst is something genuinely evil. It's me. I'm bitches.