My Sweet Mobster Episode. 16

You know the gruff cold grey character vigorously denying their feelings (for their nemesis) is funny but also consider them immediately accepting them a la " guess this is my life now" and doing a complete 180 followed by the immediate surprise of anyone who ever knew them

"Hey, you look lovely today, here I got you your favourite drink." *Wierd smile* *suspicious* "is there poison in it?"

*simping in the meeting* "That's a really good plan, you're so smart haha" everyone :0 " Do you have a fever?"

"why do you care so much anyway!" *nursing their wound* *intense* " love/petname, of course I care, I love you. Now tell me who did this to you. *shocked in 12 languages and 3 dimensioms*

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"I'm only fighting these (Eldritche horror levels of danger) for you because I want to kill you myself. Don't think I'm trying to save you or care about you or anything. I totally totally don't." —the enemies to lovers dynamic we all love to see.

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I was raised to gobble on harsh words only,

My food pipe has stretched to swallow slanders,

My stomach has a special kind of acid to melt metal;

And my intestines are meant to grind any remaining matter to fine dust.

How to deal with kind words?

Of that, I have no idea.

Are they supposed to loll in my mouth like caramel candy

Or melt like chocolate?

Will the honey sting if it touches my bleeding tongue?

It will be lost between the blood and spit before reaching my stomach anyway.

—Be gentle with me please.

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When the villain has been quite for days, Hero breaks into the villains lair to find their plans, they expected it to be hard, but hard as in boobie traps, but what they saw was much, much worse. Truth was the villain is... The villain is a... Massive slob. Slob as in literal piles of hoarded items all around.

"Well, truth is I was drawing up a plan for a takeover, but I kind of, just... Forgot were I put them, And I don't really have the best memory, so... I just remember it involves massive lab grown penguins... And I may or may not have already placed an order."

"Do you remember literally anything else!"

"let me think... Hmm... Naw, I got nothing. And I don't appreciate how judgemental you're being."

"Finders keepers bitch!!" "May as well if I can get a clean house out of it."

*shoving a giant box filled with candy wrappers in the garbage bag.* "You can't seriously be living like this."

*scrunching their nose at like 10 giant bags of dog food* "You know, I was considering switching to your side, but now I don't think I can't trust someone who lives like this."

*about the giant stack of teddies all with various villainous accesories* "The state of your house is literally making me more anxious than the giant penguins that could be loose in the city right now."

Too many of my favourite tropes are just popular trope x exact opposite, but, cocky Villains are great but, but villains with chaotic energy and filled with self doubt + self-deprecating humour. I dunno could be really good.

" That really should NOT have worked."

*wide eyed and nodding head excessively* "Yup, yup definitely should not have, yup, but uh, it did, and ah, I don't know what to do now, you see I thought I'd be blown to bird food by now. But I can't ever have what I want can I?"

*awkwardly* "oh, ah, I see, umm, are you okay?... Buddy?"

*loud explosion* *wipes black dust out of face with a deadpan* "And of freakin cause my dear experiment literally blows up in my face. Of freakin cause"

"Why *Straight up bawling* can't anything ever go according to plan." *More whining noises*

"Why does the universe hate me!!"

Just pure cartoonish tomfoolery (bonus points if hero is kalm™ and they fit one of them is on a leash cause they can't be trusted couple trope)

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Huh, To be the hero with angsty sexual tension with the hot villian or to be my own hot villian.

I'm came for the couple in crisis but I stay for the couple who've already solved their crisis and are now sharing a chair and judging everyone. Plain old a couple who hates the same people stay together.

"Remember when we were stupid as them, babe."

"Babe, can we beat them up?"

"Babe, let's intervene in those dumbass' love life. They can't be trusted with it."

If your book doesn't have them. I'm still prolly gonna read it, but like... I'd prefer it if it did cause they're amazing.

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The hero shows up to foil the villains plan but instead end up fighting that other hero, their rival, who also showed up to fight them. While the vilain presumably drinks a margarita, both confused, amused and carrying out their plan before their bickering ends.

A: "I'll handle handle this, you can go home and bake cookies or something."

B: "Really?And tell me how you plan to fight a supervillain. The power of friendship?"

A: *sigh* "Can we just be civil about this."

B: "No we cannot you stole my binkin' promotion"

A: "Fine.I'll let you help me defeat them. Deal?

B: "bish, excuse me."

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Enemies to lovers combat things I will give up my mother's first born for— I'm an only child btw

Swordfight interactions when one of them is gaining and the swords are at the other's shoulder and their faces are too close

ESPECIALLY, if the other flirts or kisses the other to distract them

Any type of flirtation intended as a distraction for that matter

When one gets both swords and pins the other between a wall and them with a sword embedded on either side of them like giant thumb tacks

A Bending way too low to avoid an attack and being caught just as their balance fails them

B pulling A's hand hard after and A is flung at B's chest

Abruptly pushing them back after that cause why not (they were flustered and have no social skills)

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"Why are you always hanging around them?" *scowl* "Are you in love with them?"

"oh no no we're just friends. they're not my type."

"Are you fu-king me! How can they not be anyone's type! Look at how awesome they are! And their eyes! Have you seen their eyes! oh my god how can anyone not be in love with them! They're so perfect!!!" *Head explodes in confusion*

"...I guess they're kinda pretty."

"Hah! I knew it!!"

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