Hey Man This Is A Fight To The Death. Why Are You Bricked Up Rn

GLaDOS to Chell walking around the inside of the testing facility: I know you're there. I can feel you here.

Me, about to solve the puzzle of how to have sex with a building:

bro no i swear im not a masochist i just fucked up my parry timing. i just fucked up my parry timing is all. hit me again im ready this time

to everyone drawing gabriel with a massive chest:

keep up the good work

ENA and Jesus Christ

as someone with autism, i never really reflected on how “odd” ena’s dialogue seemed while playing dbbq. it just… made sense. and if it didn’t, i simply accepted what ena said and moved on.

i see all these posts of “this is what ena meant when she said "miss could you please keep it down, the delivery worker is right here"”, but i just kind of got it when ena said it. taski is being loud and disturbing, and ena wants her to chill out because she’s just trying to do her job.

a bunch of the other oddities of the game were glossed over by me too. froggy levitating and glowing while getting a call? sure, that happens sometimes. everyone being surprised ena has a job? i’d be surprised too if i just saw the blue and yellow one and now this new one is inquiring about wages. leg blood vivarium? that’s their natural habitat, obviously.

anyways… just a ramble. maybe i should play dbbq a third time from a more literal standpoint?

“you can’t just post something serious and then repost this utter nonsense!” yes i can. do you walk to the ocean and demand the sand form concrete beneath your feet? do you wade in the water and scream for the tide to still? does the moon’s ever-repeating stages anger you? the varying birdsong in the woods a call to violence?

anyways more drabble posts soon

need to bend gabriel over and CLANG CLANG CLANG until he’s all tuckered out and i can put him somewhere comfy to sleep

i am either going to write something devious or devious

i experience and express sexual attraction in a totally normal and healthy way

ah yes, another near trip to the emergency room. my author’s note grows exponentially longer and my draft gains a thousand more words.