I Am Either Going To Write Something Devious Or Devious

need to bend gabriel over and CLANG CLANG CLANG until he’s all tuckered out and i can put him somewhere comfy to sleep

write my essay on government policy. or write ultrakill fanfiction. decisions, decisions

bro no i swear im not a masochist i just fucked up my parry timing. i just fucked up my parry timing is all. hit me again im ready this time

ENA and Jesus Christ

i beg to sniffer

Has this been done yet

trying to win a staring contest against an angel but it keeps opening more eyes

just played ch. 1 of ena dream bbq, are my observations correct

i think gabriel does the pigeon wing slap thing. that’s a thing now. gabriel does that.

also, someone reblogged with ideas of comparing and contrasting v1 and gabe’s wings. i think v1’s wings are more buglike than bird (they probably make a buzzing sound while dashing in the air), but the idea of a peacock is cool!! will def think on it a little, i need to collect all my ideas into something that can be translated into writing.

special mentions to the people talking about putting gabe on a bird perch or giving him one of those bath fountains. he’d definitely perch — man needs to oversee enemies in hell — but i’m not sure about the birdbath. he’d probably just glare at you…

do you guys think. maybe just a little. that gabriel does the tiniest bit of bird stuff? just a little?

maybe old riches catch his eye a little more than they should. maybe his wings puff up right before a battle, or when he’s mad, or when he’s scared. maybe, despite all their angelic glory, they need help being preened (maybe his wings look a little ratty? new fic idea!). does he avoid rain? try to clean off gore in puddles?

it’s probably just me wanting to take this big scary thing[tm] and slather it in hcs. but it’s also just a thought. for now… heheheh…

i dont really like ultrakill that much but can someone tell me at what point in the game does v1 and gabriel have sloppy on-screen make out sessions so i can play up to that point and not play the rest please and thank you