Trying To Win A Staring Contest Against An Angel But It Keeps Opening More Eyes

cliterally

bwuh… new here… how to exit 4yr hiatus on ao3

what if. when gabriel and v1 fight. it’s basically when male birds go 🕺ooh you want me so bad🕺

“you can’t just post something serious and then repost this utter nonsense!” yes i can. do you walk to the ocean and demand the sand form concrete beneath your feet? do you wade in the water and scream for the tide to still? does the moon’s ever-repeating stages anger you? the varying birdsong in the woods a call to violence?

anyways more drabble posts soon

as someone with autism, i never really reflected on how “odd” ena’s dialogue seemed while playing dbbq. it just… made sense. and if it didn’t, i simply accepted what ena said and moved on.

i see all these posts of “this is what ena meant when she said "miss could you please keep it down, the delivery worker is right here"”, but i just kind of got it when ena said it. taski is being loud and disturbing, and ena wants her to chill out because she’s just trying to do her job.

a bunch of the other oddities of the game were glossed over by me too. froggy levitating and glowing while getting a call? sure, that happens sometimes. everyone being surprised ena has a job? i’d be surprised too if i just saw the blue and yellow one and now this new one is inquiring about wages. leg blood vivarium? that’s their natural habitat, obviously.

anyways… just a ramble. maybe i should play dbbq a third time from a more literal standpoint?

shrimp miku

i beg to sniffer

do you think if i’m nice enough to the robots they’ll give me an extra nutrient pill

i dont really like ultrakill that much but can someone tell me at what point in the game does v1 and gabriel have sloppy on-screen make out sessions so i can play up to that point and not play the rest please and thank you

bro no i swear im not a masochist i just fucked up my parry timing. i just fucked up my parry timing is all. hit me again im ready this time