Relaxed As A Hamster ✨🌼

whoever wrote flight of the bumblebee was so right. that sounds like a bumblebee alright. spot on.

trying to win a staring contest against an angel but it keeps opening more eyes

I can't stand him. I love him so much I actually can't look at him. It effects me physically like I have to kill him with hammers immediately. I have a smash a barrel . over his head

trying to be more active here, gonna repost old stuff soon

need sex where its just a fistfight with a guy and we dont even do anything sexual we just beat the fuck out of each other and get hard about it

deltarune tomorrow. haha. ha ha. tomorrow. deltarune tomorrow. deltarune tomorrow deltarune tomorrow deltarune tomorrow deltarune tomorr

that’s it. i’m putting sailor moon in ultrakill.

"deltarune tomorrow" i mutter repeatedly to myself in the dark corner of the room. my voice high-pitched and my words stuttery and incoherent. the same message has been scrawled all over the walls in red crayon, each letter now becoming more illegible with each passing day. my eyes, wide and bloodshot. my hair, messy and frazzled, as they drag me away to the psyche ward

write my essay on government policy. or write ultrakill fanfiction. decisions, decisions