#save The Mods

The batfam overhear him say time and wonder who jazz is, only for a few weeks later Danny is on a study binge and hasn’t slept

Next thing they know the door is slammed open and a red head is wielding a bat identical to Danny’s

Danny: sweating “Jazz wait, I can explain”

Jazz: bouncing the bat on her shoulder “Bed. Now”

Danny: bolting to his room “YES MA’AM”

The bats then discover that there’s someone who can scare even Danny

You know I've seen a few variations on "Danny is the one who can make the batfam sleep" now and most of them are powers-based or him being a tiny new orphan who is so so sad if you don't take care of yourself-based

May I propose another variation: Danny, having moved into the manner a month ago and long discovered all of the relevant secrets (without the others knowing) can tell their lack of self-care is weighing on Alfred.

Alfred is the one he's seen the most in his time there - the others have spent time with him, of course, but they all have their night jobs and work or school away from home (Danny is doing online classes so he can work at his own pace) - so he's not at all happy about Alfred being stressed.

Danny calls a family meeting.

He's built an app, he tells them, and each of them can access their own timer on their phones - yes he already downloaded it to each of them.

Yes, those are how long you've been awake, he tells them. Yes, he's sure they have noticed Tim's absence - Tim was on hour 35. The maximum allowed is 24.

If one's timer reaches 24, Danny will find them, and he will put them to sleep manually.

How? Danny hefts the Fenton creep stick pointedly.

Someone points out he could give them a concussion or kill them that way.

Danny says he's had a lot of practice judging swings.

He also maybe bribed Nocturne for a large amount of sleep dust. The bat is just for a deceptive bonk (and they will be getting a bonk, if a light one) as they go out so he doesn't have to explain himself - they'll just think he's really that good at judging swings.

Someone goes to find Tim to prove he's just bluffing. Except Tim is actually asleep.

Danny doesn't use any ghost powers, he's just that sneaky and he's keeping a close eye on the timers. No matter how they try to avoid him it simply doesn't work. He hacks the doors, he's good at combat the one time someone noticed him sneaking up on them, and he's such a good sneak that most of the time they don't notice him until it's too late (even more impressive once they actually start paying attention to their timers to try and anticipate him).

They don't all live together. That doesn't help.

Danny took a bus to Tim's apartment while claiming he was going on a jog to avoid suspicion. He hitchhikes all the way to Crime Alley to put out Red Hood. Nowhere is safe.

It becomes very obvious he knows about their secret IDs. It also becomes very clear that he only really cares about whether or not they're sleeping.

Moments before disaster XD

I’m honored to have colored this wonderful lineart by @duchi-nesten

DP prompt where Danny somehow acquires a horse and just rides it around town– invisibly. The horse is invisible too. 

He just slowly drives everyone insane with the ominous sounds of horseshoes on asphalt. He keeps following people, and whenever they get a little too close he makes the horse intangible. 

Alternatively, he’s invisible (and intangible when needed) but the horse is very much visible (and intangible when needed). 

No one is quite sure why there is a horse walking around town, or why they can’t lasso the thing. They’re about 75% sure it’s not a ghost because the horse Definitely took a shit outside city hall, but there’s really no good explanation for why the horse is doing what it’s doing. 

There’s a quickly developing argument on whether or not the horse is a ghost, overshadowed, or if a third party is fucking with them. Someone claims they heard the horse giggling when it walked into the mall

Officially obsessed with every DP x DC AU (pspsps i love fic recs!)

Snow day, oh yay (I’m dying inside lol)

Awesome lineart by @tsubaki94

Fun Danny wanted to go skydiving but forgot his parachute (he’s used to having his powers, and so forgot he can’t fly (someone pointed out how it sounded lol))

Amazing lineart by @foxyteah

I’m not sure what character I have saved… let’s see

IM A DEMON ROYAL!! LETS GOO

@moonfoxgazer-shitposts @broken-blue-heart @furiarossa

I hope I done this right

last fictional character in ur camera roll just adopted u

(Yes I did do this only because I want him to adopt me. Fuck off)

tags: @cryptidwithaninternetconnection @reggie-the-inferi @gingerbreadeel24 @pickupstyx

and whoever the fuck sees this

Danny was knighted as sir Phantom by Queen Dora, and so she created a special dragon amulet for him

This draconic lineart was made by the talented @tourettesdog

Everlasting trio my beloved UwU

This great lineart is by @RedGhost1010

Cujo wanted a costume so Danny made him one (with the help of Sam)