poor fukuzawa is soooo out of his element with these two???
there's no way between mori, dazai, and ranpo he doesn't feel like a stone cold dumbass like 75% of the time even though he'd otherwise be the smartest person in the room.
Mori: alright the time has come for the deal to be settled
Fukuzawa: you should think very carefully about your decision, Mori
Mori: oh I have. I am taking…
*Dazai and Ranpo stand in front of Yosano*
*Kunikida stands in front of Kyouka and Kenji*
Mori: *grabs Fukazawa* haha im taking him. Bye bye everyone!
*Atsushi turns into the Tiger*
A restaurant named You're Not Supposed To Be Here, where the whole point is that the vibes are unnerving. The lighting is weird, the whole place has a faint scent that's not a bad smell, but it's certainly not food smell and you can't quite identify what the hell it is. The music is weirdly janky and you can't quite tell what's wrong with it, the vocals aren't exactly garbled but sung in a language you swear you've never heard anywhere and couldn't name if you tried. Only hiring staff who have anxiety and they're 100% permitted to show how much your presence here stresses them out.
this is how the current bsd arc is going to end, trust me
I've said this once and I'll say it again, dazai is the bottom with everyone but fyodor. he simply cannot outbottom him
Naiza H. Kha
22!skk
Chuuya: hey bastard, are you gay or something? Dazai: *mock offended* how could Chibi ever think something like that?! Are you gay? Chuuya: *also mock offended* No?! Dazai: anyways, wanna make out? Chuuya: sure.
Very hot today...
touch starved