"i Love Selfish Characters!" You Guys Can't Even Handle Greg Heffley.

problems man (man with the problems)

Imagine a dark romantic comedy where a Villain and vigilante are fighting. The vigilante screams “your my *worst* enemy!!” And the villain flusters and says, “Oh, you mean it?” While battering their eyelashes while prodding the vigilante with a comedically long stick. Then the Vigilante, while throwing a punch, says “Yeah you suck at being evil, your the worst at being my enemy.” The villain jumps back while they throw a bunch of pop rocks at the ground as they make their escape, they start crying hysterically.

HIP HIP HOORAY!! GONG USES IS TUMBLR FAM OUTSE!!!!!! 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

Been meaning to say this for a bit.. And now that I finally can I just want to say...

THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH FOR 100 FOLLOWERS!!

Ever sense I was but a little Gongus my Mama and Papa and Brother and Dog and Parrot and Cat and Goldfish and Garbage Man all mocked me and told me. "GONGUS YOU WILL NEVER BE ANY GOOD AT DRAWING BIG BURLY ITALIAN WARIO LAND INSPIRED MEN WHO RUN FAST!" But I never gave up... And LOOK AT WHERE I AM TODAY!!

Heck even my old Pa even came around and got me some Chinese takeout ( my favorite! ) to celebrate!

SO I WANNA THANK ALL MY MUTUALS!! ( YES EVEN THE ONES I DON'T TALK TO MUCH YOU HELPED ME GET HERE TOO!! )

@jellazticious @zedortoo @whereismyhat5678 @the-little-knight @oddpizza @skeweredmaggot

MY REAL LIFE FRIENDS THAT I GET TO EAT GRASS WITH IN THE MEADOWS EVERYDAY!

@funnylittlegoober @therealmachiavelli123 @gabrielora @sosokittyplays @somegamer @number1princessdianafan

And despite what I may have said in the beginning.. Yes.. Even my family I have to thank.. INCLUDING @funnylittlegoober YET AGAIN LADIES AND GENTLEMEN YEAH THAT'S RIGHT THAT'S THE GUY WHO TORMENTED ME WITH THE MR STICKS JERMA IMAGE GET HIM!!!!!!

Jethro Tull makes me want to get into a drunken bar fight, beat up a random Irishman (I’m half Irish) and then take a motorcycle, crash it into a pond, and then frolic in the woods while wearing a wizard hat and a trench coat with a bunch of sticks hidden under it

Why are y’all shocked Simon has a big ass, like have you seen him as the ice king??!! That man is DOUBLE CHEEKED UP‼️‼️

Butters is a certified subway sexist!

People need to make more non romantic art for these two, they are so silly as friends

even after all these years i'm still extremely normal about this

I shine only with the light you give me.

Me trying not to draw princess kenny or Kyle challenge, (I’m possible)