Can We Please Talk About This #?

Tell me you're rich without telling me you're rich

*buys hardcover books everytime*

Uncle Rick hasn’t given Percy a confirmed canon middle name to my knowledge so I made my own.... Perseus Achilles Jackson. IT FLOWS TOGETHER SO WELL

:)

There's this thing:

In both Hunger Games and PJO we have 2 characters named Castor and Pollux

And like what if Zöe Nightshade was reborn as Katniss?

🧍‍♀️

Whoa,that's a lot to think about😀

Jason, Nico, Hazel and Percy are the Super Family of PJO. I said what I said, point blank period.

So the gods are notoriously bad parents, but have we considered what it would be like if they acted like normal parents?

Zeus: AS LONG AS YOU LIVE UNDER MY ROOF YOU FOLLOW MY RULES

Thalia: under your-? YOU MEAN THE SKY?!?!

Or

Athena: I believe it's probably about time we have... the talk

Annabeth: bold words from a virgin goddess

Or

Hades: when I was your age my parents never gave me handouts. I had to work for what I wanted

Nico: your dad literally ate you, I -

Or

Poseidon: if your friends jumped off a cliff would you?

Percy: so... this has happened and I'm gonna let you know now that it will happen again

Or

Will: just gonna say that Aunt Artemis doesn't force her huntresses to go to music lessons...

Apollo: If Aunt Artemis is so great then go live with her!

Will: if I was a girl I would

Or

Aphrodite: Because I said so

Piper: jokes on you, I have charmspeak too

Or

Pluto: Another dog? We have a dog! One could argue that we even have three. Besides, who is gonna end up taking care of this dog? Me. You and Nico aren't responsible. Besides, dogs are expensive. You know, money doesn't grow on trees-

Hazel: because...i can get it from the ground??

Amazing🖤

Together

*Percy and Piper friendship would include*

(Also Major Spoiler alert!!!)

-A whole lot of PRANKS

-I mean a LOT

- 3 AM drives around the city

- Annoying Jason and Annabeth with some absurd theories bcoz both look really cute when mad

- Helping each other on dates

- Piper loving Estelle and drops by every 2 weeks with really expensive toys for her

- When Percy asks her why she brings so many toys Piper replies, "Isn't that the way you show love..? My dad would do that to me.."

- She even can get Estelle to sleep when no one else could with her stories of her Grandpa Tom

- Percy teaching Piper skateboarding

- Piper and Percy's surfing competition

- Piper telling Percy about her and Leo's pranks when they were at school when Percy looks depressed from Tartarus memories

- Percy being totally supportive when Piper tells him she is bi

(Because he was kind of embarrassed on how he reacted when Nico told them)

- Percy and Annabeth making a point to visit Piper every week after Jason's death

- Percy talking about some weird stuff and trying to make Piper laugh cos he didn't lose just Jason, he lost a part of Piper too

- Just...Percy and Piper

Chiron: I love my demigods. They are too good for this world. I'm proud of them.

Percy: *Explodes the bathroom*

Annabeth and Clarisse: *Screams at each other*

Leo, Nyssa and Harley: *Burn their cabin*

Travis and Connor: *Blow up jokes in Demeter's cabin*

Nico: *Eats instead of helping*

Chiron: My beautiful children.

I don't complain about this 😀 *saves to favorites*

Ya know, estelle has to be poseidon's just to complete the greek big three trend. I mean zeus had a son and daughter with Beryl, hades had a son and daughter with Maria, so poseidon has to have estelle with sally 😌

Tella: you know, Julian gives Scarlett flowers everyday. I wish you'd do that

Legend: umm okay?

[next day]

Legend: [gives Scarlett flowers]

Scarlett: what

Legend: i don't get it either dude