There's This Thing:

Hermes: Putting 'uwu' at the end of a sentence makes that sentence cute and unharmful.

Aphrodite: I love you uwu

Hephaestus: I just got food uwu

Ares: I'm gonna murder you uwu

Hephaestus: Please don't do that uwu

Ares: No promises uwu

WAIT

JUST WAIT A DAM SECOND

SO:

1.

In TLT,Percy's mom is murdered (at first he thought she was dead)

In The City of Bones,Clary's mom is kidnapped

2.

In TLT, Percy gets to CHB , his mind about to explode when he learns that greek gods and monsters exist

In The City of Bones, Clary is taken to the Institute and learns that all the myths are real

The plot twists are so similar

Literally the only thing I need(BCS the last reunion was with Jason in a coffin)

the seven being friends :)

Luke (and don't hate me for this) was one of my favs. He needed a family ,but pain can make us behave weird. In the end ,he died for his family ,for the demigods to be saved . In the end only family matters and I truly believe that is better to forgive and to forget

💕

i was just thinking about this but i wanna know y’all’s thoughts on where luke ended up after he died

The Beast is calling

Tell him I’m not here. Let’s hide

Where? In garbage. Natch

I like that there is just… A noticeable gap in the gods’ understanding of mortal children. Like, Zeus really accused a TWELVE-YEAR-OLD of stealing his master bolt and the only justification I have for him is “Well, Hermes stole Apollo’s cattle right after birth so that tracks”

But now I have a theory that the gods don’t really understand how mortal children work and that’s why they’re so blasé about sending them to do ridiculous nonsense?

Like…

Zeus: what do you mean ‘first word’? Why would they only speak one word?

Artemis: humans can only cry when they’re born

Zeus: nonsense. When you were born you didn’t cry. You delivered your brother and then came to me to ask for a birthday present.

Artemis: humans aren’t the same though. They can’t walk or talk for many months. When they do speak it is only in small, short words.

Zeus: ….that’s not true

Artemis: I’m afraid it is

Zeus, under his breath: what the fuck

Later on…

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Imagine Percy dead and Poseidon holding his lifeless body in his hands 😀

Greek Gods as Cats

Hades:

Apollo:

Aphrodite:

Hermes:

Hera:

Poseidon:

Hephaestus, falling off of mount Olympus:

Zeus: Crabs really just sit on the sea floor and do fucking nothing all day huh

Zeus: "oh shit uhhh looks like it's time to use my claws to pick at whatever fish remains have fallen down here today... the same thing i always do"

Poseidon: you got pinched, didn't you

Percy: You’re giving me a sticker?

Mr. Brunner/Chiron: Not just a sticker. That is a sticker of a cat saying “me-wow.”

Percy: I’m not a preschooler.

Mr. Brunner/Chiron: Fine, I’ll take it back.

Percy: I earned this. Back off.