THESE TWO LOKI GIFS ARE MOVING AT THE SAME TIME WHAT KIND OF VOODOO MAGIC IS THIS

This is a disappointment, but yet again this is most queer people’s lives so I’m not that upset but I’m upset

Have you ever wondered whether or not you’d be canonically queer if your life was a story? Look no further. This quiz will tell you your canon queer status. 

*casually listens to httyd soundtrack at 2am*

Update: we may have kissed multiple times tonight and my boyfriend may have gotten mad at me about it because he knows that I like(d) her and then she found out that I like(d) her and now we’re not on speaking terms, even though I just realized this week that my “crush” on her was just extremely strong aesthetic attraction and nothing more…..

I think this is my thirteenth reason guys…..

I am not okay

My female friend (whom I also have a teensy tiny crush on) randomly asked me what my favourite colour was………

I’m just gonna say, if she makes one of those “I’d sell my own bones for [sapphire] stones cause [blue] is your favourite colour” edits I may just cry

Reblog and click the keyboard, you won’t regret it……. I think, idk I haven’t seen it yet either

Edit: it’s been reblogged too many times that it doesn’t work

Reblog, click the picture, and prepare for battle.

Seeing as the whole fandom is torn between shipping Sylvie and Loki and not because selfcxst, yet we don’t have a ship name……

Ladies, Gentleman and everyone in between, I raise you:

✨Sylki✨

I had dinner tonight and I was like “ooooo tumblr’s gonna LOVE this” so here we are

Anyways, for dinner I had cheese sausages and Caesar salad

When I saw the salad I was like ASGARD and RAGNAROK but then I realized that the salad metaphor is what convinced Mobius to test out the apocalypse theory that Loki had. They tested it in Pompeii, which was in the Roman Empire. What else was in the Roman Empire? Caesars, who would have Caesar salad because they’re it’s namesake. The sausage made me think “you naughty little sausage” from that one video of Tom Hiddleston having a party and he invited Josh Horowitz and he said this before smashing Josh’s phone with a mallet. And my knife that I used to cut my sausage made me think LOVE IS A DAGGER.

Because this fandom has ruined me

They are dating

Update: he suggested that we take a break…..

Anyway I’m now annoyed at the TikToks on my fyp that I know I would send to him because they remind me of the emotional damage I am currently enduring

Happy Hunger Games! May the odds be ever in your favour

My female friend (whom I also have a teensy tiny crush on) randomly asked me what my favourite colour was………

I’m just gonna say, if she makes one of those “I’d sell my own bones for [sapphire] stones cause [blue] is your favourite colour” edits I may just cry

Update: guess who has returned to the realm of the single 👍🥲✌️

My female friend (whom I also have a teensy tiny crush on) randomly asked me what my favourite colour was………

I’m just gonna say, if she makes one of those “I’d sell my own bones for [sapphire] stones cause [blue] is your favourite colour” edits I may just cry

You know that feeling in a relationship when you skip first base altogether?

………..no? ………just me? ………….oki