Update: He Suggested That We Take A Break…..

But this is literally me what-

🔘 male

🔘 female

✔️ small angry gay sleep deprived gremlin 

Watching Moonknight while learning about Ancient Egypt in my history class was interesting to say the least

Me, scrolling through my liked posts so I can find the artist of what I wanted to put as my pfp, that way I could give them credit:

“It’s so hard being a good person”

ALWAYS give credit to the people who make the memes/art you use on your page :)

This has been a PSA. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

(I would have used a meme here but I couldn’t find one that fit)

You know that feeling in a relationship when you skip first base altogether?

………..no? ………just me? ………….oki

THESE TWO LOKI GIFS ARE MOVING AT THE SAME TIME WHAT KIND OF VOODOO MAGIC IS THIS

Me: oh it’s trans visibility day today. nice

Also me a few hours later: *orders under my deadname at Starbucks*

I had dinner tonight and I was like “ooooo tumblr’s gonna LOVE this” so here we are

Anyways, for dinner I had cheese sausages and Caesar salad

When I saw the salad I was like ASGARD and RAGNAROK but then I realized that the salad metaphor is what convinced Mobius to test out the apocalypse theory that Loki had. They tested it in Pompeii, which was in the Roman Empire. What else was in the Roman Empire? Caesars, who would have Caesar salad because they’re it’s namesake. The sausage made me think “you naughty little sausage” from that one video of Tom Hiddleston having a party and he invited Josh Horowitz and he said this before smashing Josh’s phone with a mallet. And my knife that I used to cut my sausage made me think LOVE IS A DAGGER.

Because this fandom has ruined me

Update: guess who has returned to the realm of the single 👍🥲✌️

My female friend (whom I also have a teensy tiny crush on) randomly asked me what my favourite colour was………

I’m just gonna say, if she makes one of those “I’d sell my own bones for [sapphire] stones cause [blue] is your favourite colour” edits I may just cry

people calling Loki “Friggason” and they/them makes me soft......

I LITERALLY SAW THIS IN MY HEAD WHEN WATCHING THIS SCENE WHAT

Kang was here for the drama

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