So Far This Week I’ve Had An Hour And 20 Minute Phone Conversation With One Of My Friends And An Almost

“Until you’ve heard my mom and me trying to hit the high notes in the Phantom of the Opera soundtrack, you’ve never known true fear.”

Bella Swan, Midnight Sun (2020)

Loki, who is definitely aro-spec: *sweating*

When you come out as aro/ace and have to include an explanatory lecture, legal disclaimer, and proof of humanity.

OKAY I WAS JUST DANCING TO COTTON EYE JOE AND THEN I STEPPED ON ALL OF MY TOES AND IT HURT SO BAD AAAAAAAAAAA

SELF FIST BUMP

[ID: The Spiderverse fist bump meme. Miles, labelled “enbies”, fist bumps Gwen, labelled “aspecs”. Their fists are labelled “being told it’s a phase”. End ID]

Update: we may have kissed multiple times tonight and my boyfriend may have gotten mad at me about it because he knows that I like(d) her and then she found out that I like(d) her and now we’re not on speaking terms, even though I just realized this week that my “crush” on her was just extremely strong aesthetic attraction and nothing more…..

I think this is my thirteenth reason guys…..

I am not okay

My female friend (whom I also have a teensy tiny crush on) randomly asked me what my favourite colour was………

I’m just gonna say, if she makes one of those “I’d sell my own bones for [sapphire] stones cause [blue] is your favourite colour” edits I may just cry

EHEHHEHEHHHEHHEHHEHEHEHE

THESE TWO LOKI GIFS ARE MOVING AT THE SAME TIME WHAT KIND OF VOODOO MAGIC IS THIS

THIS MAKES SO MUCH MORE SENSE I-

Okay after give the last sylvie loki scene some thought not really just popped into my mind Loki was not trying to reach for a kiss or anything romantic, he was going to reach for her memories. A last favor if you may, because they needed a fucking break.

Remember when she said something about vaguely remembering Asgard and also she said she taught magic herself so can do loki too, but he did not know he could do that that was what's new for him. I swear to Odin everything i write makes total sense to me right now.

Update: guess who has returned to the realm of the single 👍🥲✌️

My female friend (whom I also have a teensy tiny crush on) randomly asked me what my favourite colour was………

I’m just gonna say, if she makes one of those “I’d sell my own bones for [sapphire] stones cause [blue] is your favourite colour” edits I may just cry

Technology is confusing and I constantly want to jump off a cliff, how are you feeling today???