I’m A Jack Of All Trades So Imma Say Yes :3

I don’t care abt animal packers because I don’t BUT I think it’s weird they care abt animal packers but not bad dragon or weredog toys. Like it’s the same concept that you hate so much but you don’t care about one??? If you WERE to be mad about anything (which I’m not because I don’t give a shit) I’d think it’d be the anatomically correct horse cock not the ball of fur some guy puts in his pants??

Reminder! Animal packers no matter how realistic aren't promoting harmful zoophilic practices and don't count as beastiality. A human being sexual with a therian, whether they're using a realistic animal toy of some kind or not is not 'making someone into a zoophile' or beastiality. Drop it and leave it alone. Other people's dysphoria relief and/or sex lives don't concern you.

I’m so obsessed with this thankuuuu

How do you feel about the dragonfruit dragon from build a bear?

OH MY GOSH HE'S SO CUTE

Also I actually already own a dragon fruit dragon plush!!! It's from the brand squishable and it's so cute and round

shout-out to all my super awesome sauce nonhuman mutuals

Reblog this to say hi to your super cool nonhuman mutuals

Too many people have died this month. I count 6 that I knew. Fuck.

Me to my siblings

Bob: can I keep the nightlight on?

Yelena: and provide the monsters with a beacon to your location? Use your head, Bob

My 9 year old kid brother asked me if I thought Steve’s wife from the Minecraft movie was pretty. I said I didn’t see the movie, who is his wife? Motherfucker googled a picture of JASON MOMOA?? I now am wondering if I should see the movie..?

Because Catholicism and by extension Christianity are so big and normal I don't think a lot of people consider how strange the Vatican is just conceptually. Like yeah in the capital of a long-dead empire there's an opulent temple district that acts as it's own sovereign nation, still speaking the dead language of that empire for their rituals, ruled by a prophet-king chosen by a secret conclave of the high priesthood. Yeah his followers eat a lot of fish in the spring.

Nevermind ignore all my recent negative posts. Nature is so beautiful and I love plants and animals

"Finds nourishment at the very sight of you" line hits harder because Hannibal is a cannibal. Hannibal's normal hunger runs deep and ravenous; he is unsatisfied with conventional meat: He eats human beings. He craves risk, dominance, danger, and beauty. For someone capable of a gaping hunger like this to be satiated with the mere sight of Will???? For someone with so much desire and greed to be satisfied by the M E R E SIGHT of somebody??????????? OTL

I need help finding a fic! It was bob x reader, less than 5k I think maybe 1-3k, miscommunication trope and reader thinks he’s pulled away but he doesn’t actually? Him and Yelena cuddle and reader starts crying I think that’s as far as I got.