My Problem Isn't Even Figuring Out What Job I Wanna Do, I Already Know.

Help whys my grandpa trying to convert me to Christianity bc apparently it'ill "make my adhd go away"

I'm just trying to eat breakfast in peace 😭

AAAAA OMG THIS IS SO CUTE!!! THE SHIRT, THE EVIL PLANS AND THE LIL DOODLE OF ZED LISTENING TO EX!!! AAAAAAA

I love zedex <2 they mean sm to meeee!!!

...Also anyone who doesn't know this dynamic (or wormex ig) should check out the beginning of Zedaph's #22nd and 38th episode of Hermitcraft season 5 + Xisuma's episode 680 :3333 (<-totally innocent suggestion, not at all trying to spread zedex propaganda./s)

If ur still doing this, a lil zedaph & evil ex doodle? Or drabble, idm either :D

never thought about that pairing but its still so cute to me..

vote roomies at LSAB to get doodles from me! there is still time for us to win!

REMINDER THAT ANYONE WHO VOTES EVIL X WILL GET AN ART REQUEST FROM ME!!!

evil x lovers we need to unite and secure their win.

Rue:

Submitted for: Skyblock Kingdoms

Headcanons: Identity not specified, pronouns not specified

Propaganda: “Her whole character arc is a metaphor for being trans! She realized she wasn't who she was told she was and then chose her own name and made friends who saw her as HER! They're so special and wonderful and transgender!!”

“[The submitter] LITERALLY INCLUDED HER IN A PAPER [they] WROTE BECAUSE SHE IS SO TRANS.”

“Rue is not just textually trans, with she/they pronouns, she is ALSO a trans allegory! That's TWO trans aspects!”

“Rue is LITERALLY a trans allegory! They have a whole arc about realizing people are viewing them as the wrong person, creating a new identity, being hurt by that confusion, being lied to and told they need to act a certain way for people to like them.... THEYRE A CLONE OF A GUY WHO USES ALL PRONOUNS. THEY USE SHE/THEY PRONOUNS! THEY WERE TRAGICALLY KILLED BY THEIR ORIGINAL'S WIFE (possessed) AND DESERVE A WIN!!”

“Rue is not just played by a trans person and a trans allegory, but a canonical trans character, and she deserves all the love in this world. Rue means a lot to [the submitter] as a whole, and her discovery of how she could be her own person without having to be who people expected her to be made [them] want to sob loudly.”

BigBSt4tz2:

Submitted for: Evo SMP, Third Life, Last Life, Double Life, Limited Life, Secret Life, Wild Life

Headcanons: Trans man, he/they

Propaganda: “The vibe. They're so trans man coded. Like he would use a binder in the life series and, like, for example, Pearl would help him with it in Limited life, or Ren would help them cut their hair in Double life if he felt like being less gender ✨ He's just so trans man 😩 VOTE BIGB.”

“HE CAN BE ANY GENDER YOU'D WANT DUE TO CREATIVITY. I'VE SEEN MANY MAKE BIGB TRANSFEM OR NONBINARY!!!! YOU CAN EVEN MAKE HIM XENOGENDER OR USE NEOPRONOUNS FOR FUN.“

“C!Bigb being trans is so important. His character is very ambiguous (to [the submitter]. At least.) due to the hidden secretive nature of himself, he hides the lies, he masks his weirdness sometimes [which] can be a metaphor for a trans person not wanting to come out (also autism)((proof is [they’re] trans and autistic and [they] do this stuff)). You can color pick a makeshift trans flag from his mc skin also.”

“Every (Life) series, he changes up a lot of himself for whatever he's doing. This seems like he can't decide what exactly he is and is trying to rebrand himself as a different type of person every time, which tends to be something [the submitter has] noticed in a few trans people. The lack of clarity of who they are is definitely very genderfluid coded. It could also go for his character throughout the life series being a system, with each new series being someone else. [Their] main evidence for this is Terry (from Last Life). It can also go for being transmasc on some level because of how easy it was for him to be that character!”

“BigB's username literally has t4t in it. He's not cis [the submitter’s] sorry.”

“BigB deserves to go all the way to the end of this poll because the primary life series fandom's somewhat casual disregard of him makes [the submitter] so upset, and all the trans headcanons for him fill [them] with infinite joy <3 It's gotten a lot better over the years, but [they] feel he still deserves so much more recognition for all his good work.”

“No person who makes their base the backrooms deserves to be cis. That gas lighting with the hole could easily also be about gender.

Grian: What's your gender? 

BigB: Oh, like pretty masc.

(Five seconds later)

Scar: So, like, what's your gender, BigB? 

BigB: None. 

Grian: ??????”

Ethoslab:

Submitted for: Hermitcraft, Third Life, Last Life, Double Life, Limited Life, Secret Life, Wild Life

Headcanons: Agender, they/them; Transfem, she/her; Nonbinary, he/they/she; Nonbinary, they/he/it; Identity not specified, ladder/ladderself

Propaganda: “[The submitter] just think[s] she deserves boobies. [They] think they would be good for her. And also it's because [they] understand the way the universe flows and the nature of all things.”

“[Quote from Etho:]‘I’m ice man also, also the ice Queen […] yep, yep both in one.’ Etho has compared himself to a pretty girl before. ‘That’s me on the inside, beautiful, but on the outside it’s just this.’ (He’s talking about Falsesymmetry’s hermit head, a female head). Bigender, genderfluid, or genderqueer Etho trust trust trust.”

“T4T cletho. They’re both nonbinary and divorced (in an active relationship) and take turns on who's the ex wife and who's the ex husband.”

“When [the submitter] first joined hermitblr, [they were] genuinely confused about Etho’s gender for a bit because of the sheer amount of people on here that she/her him. [They] love it. Live your dreams.”

“Etho (ftm) but can be feminine. [The submitter] think[s] his vest is equal to the famous oversized trans hoodie (but with style).”

Evil Xisuma:

Submitted for: Hermitcraft

Headcanons: Transmasc Demi-boy, he/they

Propaganda: Canonically uses he/they

“Their voice is deepened by a voice changer, even though they wear the same helmet as Xisuma, which could hint at them purposefully adding a voice changer in order to have a deeper voice.”

“Evil Xisuma bites you if you misgender them (They also bite you if you properly gender them) (They bite).”

Vote for glitching shardssss

@feralsylph @glitching-shards

[Day 26]: Groups and collabs! [WIP]

Grrrr i dont have the time to finish this today :( have the idea & the line art instead, ill post the finished one once its done! (I'll prob do the other hermitaday challenges first tho, so it might take a while)

Do u see my vision tho. The absolute sillyness those 3 get up to. (sketchy, semi accurate color pallete below!)

The color pallete will prob still change a bit, this is just like a vague test that i base it off of? I usually select and change colors as i go, i rarely stick with the original version wodhskej

So basically: nothing changed. He still wants the government gone, just this time bc he doesn't wanna work for it anymore LMFAO

Honestly if he starts a revolution against the permit office so he wouldn't have to work anymore, i wouldnt even be surprised. Maybe that's the real reason hes making the permits such a pain: Cause he wants others to overthrow him.

Season 6-9

Grian: RESITANCE!! THE GOVERNMENT SHALL NOT STAND!

Season 10

Grian: I am the government. Do i want to be, no, am I anyways, yes.

for the au i think an ambiguos but romantically leaning boat boys and romantic rendoc would be kinda cool since thats also their character relationships in hermitcraft canon, but totally upto you. i love ur idea btw! its actually so cool

Trueeee, i def wanted to make boat boys ambiguous, but i have SUCH a funny idea for a plot twist revolving around the reveal of whether they r romantic or platonic...

Like a rly silly misunderstanding one, where they r rlyyy ambiguous about their relationship and it causes the other characters to get to a VERY wrong conclusion...

Idk yet, and i probably won't tell yall which one i choose so i don't spoil it...

This is complete propaganda for an Evil X fan discord server. Come join we’re silly and I’ve been here for a few hours and have already witnessed someone’s Evil Xisuma addiction getting worse :3

[Day 1] Vintage Beef

Here's my first drawing for the hermit a day challenge :D hope u guys like it, bc i absolutely love it. Kind of want to render it, but i doubt I'll be able to keep up w/ the challange if i spend hours on every piece-

I do hope i manage to do most of them

I just got diagnosed with (evil) autism yall

I have the egocentric type apparently