Of fucking course
What sick bastard doesn’t
Good morning. This might be my last message from the city of Rafah. The occupation [Israel] is carrying out crazy fire. Violent belts. As you’re hearing, there are helicopters. Planes and gunfire from the vehicles. There’s a complete invasion of the city.
We don’t know what is going on in Rafah. The place that the occupation [Israel] claimed to be safe. This is happening all of a sudden; the people didn’t go out. They didn’t do anything. More than thirty targets were hit in just minutes. People were asleep. We woke up to the bombing, to the shooting from the helicopters. It was horrifying. Unacceptable. This might be my last message. Please relay it to the world.
— Hazem, journalist residing in Rafah; 02.11.2024
Rafah was Palestinians’ very last safe zone. There is quite literally nowhere else left to go. And now it’s being bombed with airstrike after airstrike.
Their stories: Amazing grammar, soaring vocabulary, beautiful imagery and prose which flows like a river.
In chats: no capitalisation or punctuation, swears like a sailor, misspellings everywhere, acronyms and abbreviations every five words, idek
please report and block @/cowee
they’re plagiarising both mine and @fukashiin’s works. i came across their blog bc i saw them in my notifs and thought their blog was cute and decided to check them out only to find them plagiarising other ppl’s works. reblogs are greatly appreciated! i apologise for putting this in the main tags but i need this post to reach out as far as it can zzz
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(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”
(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”
Fundamental life advice: never trust a product from a youtuber/influencer sponsorship
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RB if your blog is a safe, accepting space for asexuals!
This is a lil demon-thingy AU I had going on in my head and nowhere else so I also never developed it to really make sense outside of my head. Just take it as "hehe cool design".
It terrifies me that there’s so much raging passion in the lgbt+ community that insist on marginalizing asexuals and implying that asexuals don’t deserve to have safe spaces. There’s still so much acephobia so I just wanna know which blogs are genuinely supportive and a safe space for asexuals
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Nagisa: Sometimes I drink milk straight from the container.
Terasaka: The cow??
Nagisa: What?
Itona: Terasaka, W H Y?
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Gakushuu: I’ve never been in a snowball fight before. I don’t know the rules.
Rio: What?
Gakushuu: Is there a point system, or is it to the death?
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Gakushuu, grinning: I have a knife!
Gakuhou: Put it down, Gakushuu.
Gakushuu: Make me! *sprints away*
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Hazama: Hey, quick question. How petty am I allowed to be?
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Koro-sensei: You need a hobby.
Gakuhou: I have a hobby!
Koro-sensei: Hitting Gakushuu isn't a hobby.
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Gakushuu: I think I need a hug...
Isogai: Good thing I'm hug shaped!
*45 minutes later*
Gakushuu: You... you can let go now.
Isogai: No, I absolutely cannot.
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Karasuma: Guys… the principal just called—
Irina: It was the octopus!
Koro-sensei: It was Karma!
Karma: It was Rio!
Rio: It was me!
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Gakushuu: How is spring not everyone’s favorite season? The trees are PINK, guys!
Karma: Allergies are also a problem, y'know.
Gakushuu: But pink.
Hazama: And it's hot.
Gakushuu: PINK!
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Rio: I’ve never asked someone out. How do you even do it?
Isogai: Oh, what I do is, I look them up and down and I say: “Hey… how you doin’?”
Gakushuu, scoffing: Oh, please.
Isogai, to Gakushuu: Hey, how you doin’?
Gakushuu:
Gakushuu: *giggles and blushes*
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Gakushuu: Would anyone know any good vendors for professional-quality brass knuckles?
Irina: I know you’re serious, but you say the scariest shit sometimes.