*slamming Down Two Textbooks Worth Of Notes*

Well, WOULD YOU?

He has a question 🐛

(My part of an art trade with @aziraphales-flaming-cock )

Shout out to the guy from Jailhouse Rock who decided to not make a break for it so he could fuckin' BOOGIE

THE LIQUID MORKITE IN THE FUNGUS BOGS IS TURNING THE FRIGGING GLYPIDS GAY

DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME

TURN THE FRIGGING GLIPHIDS GAY

I STUMPED THIS STUPID GENIE!

(The answer was the great Bogariel Frogariel.)

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

PSA: BAD LITTERBOX

i don't usually make posts like this, but this is a truly upsetting topic to me as a lifelong cat owner, so i feel i have a duty to share my knowledge with others.

there is a type of automatic litterbox for cats being sold that is EXTREMELY dangerous and has killed numerous cats through blunt force trauma, suffocation, etc. this litterbox is being sold under different brand names and logos, so i will include the picture of the model and two links to informational videos with more evidence and eloquence than i am able to provide.

please consider not having this type of litterbox in your home for your furry friends. me and my 16 year old tortie, puddy, want the best for all your kitty friends

image of litterbox below:

here are my two video links that provide proof and testimonials of this harmful product:

This Scam is Killing Cats by penguinz0

The DEADLY self-cleaning litter boxes that have flooded the market by One Man Five Cats

Need that in my life

reblog to make ur blog smell like crispy autumn air, graveyards, carved pumpkin guts, moon water, and a damp cave full of bats 

I am never going to financially recover from this

LET'S DO THIS! SKELETON WAR! SKELETON WAR!

The Skeleton War 2014

The boy

he's very excited about his first night as a jack o lantern