Me: *Removes My Cat From My Lap To Do Something Else.*

*slamming down two textbooks worth of notes*

"Now, let's start at the players handbook."

Anyone: Hey (asks about a special interest of mine)? Me: Becomes an unskippable cutscene

I have unironically needed to tell someone that "concubines are not the solution to everything" more than once this week and I'm now going to go wonder how my life got to this point.

I bite everything that dares come near me

noah fence but how do ppl 5′5″ and under like survive….

MOOSE

PSA: BAD LITTERBOX

i don't usually make posts like this, but this is a truly upsetting topic to me as a lifelong cat owner, so i feel i have a duty to share my knowledge with others.

there is a type of automatic litterbox for cats being sold that is EXTREMELY dangerous and has killed numerous cats through blunt force trauma, suffocation, etc. this litterbox is being sold under different brand names and logos, so i will include the picture of the model and two links to informational videos with more evidence and eloquence than i am able to provide.

please consider not having this type of litterbox in your home for your furry friends. me and my 16 year old tortie, puddy, want the best for all your kitty friends

image of litterbox below:

here are my two video links that provide proof and testimonials of this harmful product:

This Scam is Killing Cats by penguinz0

The DEADLY self-cleaning litter boxes that have flooded the market by One Man Five Cats

Need that in my life

reblog to make ur blog smell like crispy autumn air, graveyards, carved pumpkin guts, moon water, and a damp cave full of bats 

Can't wait until I'm older than most Picasso paintings and I can stop caring. I will be INSTIGATING.

LET'S DO THIS! SKELETON WAR! SKELETON WAR!

The Skeleton War 2014