How Did I Get Here - Blog Posts

Dude why do I gotta be educated… like bro how did I fuck around and end up taking a thesis. Fuck me bro.

I have unironically needed to tell someone that "concubines are not the solution to everything" more than once this week and I'm now going to go wonder how my life got to this point.

Reblog if you had a Tumblr for 5+ years

You know, sometimes I look at the mess that is Tumbler, only running on spare refrigerator power that is found in the staff storage area and wonder.. How the hell did I get here?? This is not my of account since I lost it but like, can someone explain why this whole site is run by 3 raccoons and 6 cockroaches and somehow works fine??

Confiscated

Shout out to the person who fell into a lake when swinging from a tarzan swing today and had to borrow their dad`s jacket and t-shirt because they were soaking wet up to their chest & covered in algae and mud and had to take a bus ride home in wet shoes and clothes. Couldn`t be me😜😂✨😜🤩