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Hoo boy- wasn’t planning on doing this until I finished uploading my backlog. But my health’s been in the toilet and my wallet’s looking pretty dry, so I’m opening up for commissions! Please DM me or drop me a line in the comments.✌️

TOS: Commissions of $30 or more require a payment of 50% up front (before work begins). The remaining 50% must be paid after preview images have been approved. Any alterations to the art in progress may be made at $10 per alteration. No further alterations may be made after preview images have been approved. After previews have been approved, expect completed work within 5-10 days. I retain the right to refuse any commission for any reason. I retain the right to post completed artwork, unless specified otherwise by personal request. I currently accept payment through PayPal and Cash App. I do not accept any form of crypto as payment. FAQ: 1) ‘Sticker’ designs are priced for completion of artwork. A commission of this item does not include a physical sticker. If you want to have physical stickers made, price may vary depend on size and the total number that can fit on 8.5x11 sticker paper. Stickers may also be laminated at an additional charge. ‘Sticker’ design commissions are intended for personal use and may not be printed with the intent to sell commercially. 2) Other types of commissions are available upon request. Examples may include: headshot, badge, profile banner, etc. 3) I will not be accepting ‘pet portraits’ at this time. It has come to my attention that bot accounts and scammers frequently use commissions of this type to train AI.

Change the last bit “help her understand more” and you’ve got me.

"my son is fine"

Sir, your daughter would cry if a pretty lady held her and called her a good girl and helped remove you from her life

2015, incredible.

Last Week Tonight s02e19

Rail my ass, as a train.

let me suck your gock. platonically, of course. cum in my mouth, as a friend

Don’t mind me, I’ll just be camping under this post :3

😉

I am now a proud mother of a wet floor sign

They should let me ground customers.

“I don’t like your attitude ma’am, please sit in the timeout corner.”

I’m so stressed from school work right now :<

I think there’s only two things that could help me

A one year vacation to the endless void, with snacks and games

Or the obvious…

Being aggressively railed by a women while my mind goes blank from non-stop pleasure :3