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I've been scrolling through your blog and couldn't help but notice all your posts have at last 200 notes. And yeah I guess it makes sense because your art is beautiful and all but I think you need to make a flop post already to y'know get the true tumblr experience
Oh no! I had no clue I was missing out on the true tumblr experience!
THIS will be MY flop post!
No art. No tags. Doomed from the start.
Behold the glory of a post with less than 200 notes!
Thank you for helping me get the FULL tumblr experience.
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psychologist: how is your husband? subject: is this the test now? psychologist: not yet, no. but tell me, how is your husband? subject: he is fine, sir psychologist: and your wife? subject: also fine psychologist: still attending mass? in a manner of speaking of course subject: i don't understand. psychologist: only a joke. your file says you've described your self as a huge muscled catholic subject: w– oh that. right. that is correct sir. psychologist: very well. the test begins now. psychologist, holding up a drawing of an anthropomorphic animal character's face, the eyes are stylized with lines spiraling into heart shaped pupils: i want you to tell me what you see. your first impression, don't over think it subject: a bugs bunny psychologist: and the state of your penis? subject: still soft
i got stuck between "cool" and "yippee" and said yoop
points and laughs at my mutuals getting famous posts while i remain safe in my relative obscurity
I'M GOING TO SHIT MYSELF THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN
number four prohero & number one victim 🤘😔
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