Bastille Is Correct. How AM I Gonna Be An Optimist About This?

will you be the new pope

I’d say yes but I don’t want JD Vance to get me

Can't decide whether it's funnier to say "my hungry ass could never work at a" and then say something that implies you're eating something truly grotesque or something that just, makes no sense

BANANA BREAD BANANA BREAD BANANA BREAD BANANA BREAD BANANA BREAD BANANA BREAD BANANA BREAD BANANA BREAD BANANA BREAD BANANA BREAD BANANA BREAD BANANA BREAD BANANA BREAD BANANA BREAD BANANA BREAD BANANA BREAD

does anyone on this site enjoy Banana Bread?

Speaking from the experience of being a Tgirl, this would absolutely work on me

how does one woman rizz another woman (i’m new to this)

I mean I’m only experiencing in Tgirls, and that’s really as easy as calling them cute and telling them they’re pretty and then like. Kissing them. In my experience.

@moth-fanatic finally found a moth post before you

MOTH BLAST

i am a hot bitch and every body wants me<- unable to complete simple tasks unassisted

Dying of the plague *cough* I fear I may not make it to see the morn *cough*

Pray for me

I'm not gonna sugarcoat it!!!

you are beautiful kind funny AND smart

it's frankly absurd.

*shows up fourteen years late to Tumblr with very cold Starbucks* So that Sherlock show is pretty good, huh!