Someone Left The Light When They Shouldn't Have

Racing Cats in Boxes

If cats could keep the protection of a cardboard box while moving around the living room, they’d totally do it. These kitties in containers are not just relaxing in their boxes like regular cats; they’re racing across your dining room table like a regular NASCAT driver. Just pull back on the box, release and these tiny, soft vinyl and plastic purr-babies will take off across the kitchen floor faster than you can say, “I’m opening a can of wet food.” 

for some reason. i am. Endlessly amused by the concept of superheroes getting fast food. so in between art fight attacks i’ve been making unfunny comics about batman and co going to mcdonalds or something. then i got bullied into posting them by my very mean baby sibling @rockmilkshake i hope you’re happy

I need Dick to be completely delusional about Tim and consider him to be his nicest, most helpful, and most well-behaved sibling.

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Tim: I have never done anything wrong, ever, in my life.

Dick: I know this and I love you 🥰

Jason: ...Dick, are you fucking HIGH???

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Dick: You should consider trying to be more like Tim! He's always such a well-behaved angel ❤️

Tim: Thank you, Dick 😇

Damian:

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Dick: Tim is very kind and always so polite! He would never be mean to someone on purpose! ❤️

Bruce, who is bullied by Tim an average of 4.5 times a day:

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Dick: Tim is an absolute sweetheart!

Cass: ... I do not think that word means what you think it does.

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Duke, staring at a warehouse that he and Tim just 'accidentally' blew up: ... So how mad do you think Dick is going to be at us?

Tim: Don't worry, I got this.

Dick, landing next to them: Holy explosion, Red Robin! What happened here?!?

Tim: I don't know 😔. It was like this when we got here 🥺.

Duke, whispering: There is no way he's going to believe tha-

Dick: Oh no! Well, I'm just glad you two are safe!

Duke: ... Tim, I need you to teach me your ways.

Dick: hm? Did you say something, Duke?

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Dick: I don't get it! Why does everyone think Tim is some kind of crazed feral gremlin?!?

Alfred: I believe that is because they have in fact met Master Tim.

Dick: What was that? 🙃

Alfred: ... 😮‍💨 Truly it is a mystery for the ages.

and that's on white/grey haired x black haired gays

@/miseraou on twitter drew eva as muu, which i thought was absolutely brilliant. naturally, i had to then sketch my own take on a p:eg milgram au lmao

have i mentioned how much i love villains being not villainous because of small (or not so small) child?

because

anyway

imagine you are killer croc and you are just kind of chilling in the sewers doing killer croc things

when suddenly there is an Intruder! In! Your! Territory!!!

so obviously you take your scary face and take on a more menacing stance and go to fight off whoever is down here because

this is your place! and you do not share!!

and then you get there its a child, and like, you have fought robin before but his dad was there and he was in good health and you might have gone easy on him but you will never admit to it so it might as well have never happened

but that is a young teenager(!), looks like he might be 13(!!) but with how skinny he is he might be older and just malnourished(!!), he is actively bleeding(!) and might get an infection(!!!) from the wound on his chest that on closer inspection looks like a Vivisection(!!!!!!!) wound on his chest and he is looking fearfully at the manhole cover that he just came in from

so obviously you scoop him up and bring him deep deep down

crocodiles are excellent parents and highly protective of their young

he even runs through the water instead of swimming because of all the grossness lf the sewer

this kid is his now and he will protect him with the ferociousness of a wild boar

Damned If You Are, Damned If You're Not

Damian did have a little brother, who died.

Danny Fenton is his splitting image.

However, after doing the DNA checks, it was proven that the boy wasn't related to Damian or Talia in the least. He just looks real similar to his younger brother, for some forsaken reason.

Whatever. He'll settle for mother-henning the stupid child into submission and introducing him into the family by force if he has to.

His heart wouldn't take it if he lost his brother's lookalike to Gotham's clutches.

Pic from The Toast Zone.

Text:

Jay: Nah, I won’t kick your ass

Jay: but my sister might

Based on this post by @thevanillahorizon