she wants more
HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK WE WOOOOONNNNN!!!!!!
(also Christine mention let's fucking gooooooooo)
so...uh...is Rolin Jones gonna pay for my therapy now or what??
now that i'm thinking about it, it would be so fucking funny if she is present during his interview. like, "no, my client will not comment on the libelous rumor that he kissed his mother with tongue." and in the middle of her saying this Lestat's tweeting some shit like, "imagine not kissing your mother with tongue. couldn't be moi."
everyone is rightfully excited about finally getting rock star Lestat, but where's the love for legendary human lawyer, Christine? procurer of such oddities as social security cards, and driver's licenses. without her, blondie could only dream of wasting his fortune on leather pants and body glitter. thank you, human lawyer Christine.
Steel toe clown shoes. A sledgehammer. A honkable nose. The ideal woman.
this is my new therapist. chat, am i fucking dead?
happy late valentine's day from these little freaks
Alice obviously doesn't know what she's talking about. Jervis is clearly a well adjusted, rational, stable individual! Not on the verge of a breakdown or anything! Not upset that she doesn't share his love of escapism or anything! Not thinking about using his technology for selfish purposes or ANYTHING!!
Jervis has a lot of feelings. Johnathan wishes all of those feelings were fear.
the code for making a tragedy that's like crack to me
Lestat's harlequin makeup turns me into a rabid dumpster possum, foaming at the mouth for a half-eaten croissant. I would become that man's personal hummingbird feeder given the chance. He could wring the blood out of me like a washcloth and I'd say thank you. Louis, Armand, Nicholas, Antionette, Akasha, I SEE YOU.
I'm Abby.Bi/21 (she/they)i make art, usually about people covered in blood.terfs and zionists can eat shit :)
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