He’s Right 🐮🍫

(Delusional guy voice) there has to be a way

Emily Prentiss wearing red is my sexuality

"Are you ok?" I'm actually tired bro. From the bottom of my heart I'm tired

“do you want to talk about it?”

no, i want to kill myself because of it.

people are like "no one wants to work anymore" when every job application is like upload your resume and cover letter. okay now manually type out your resume and cover letter in our text boxes. okay now answer these 10 riddles. okay now take a rorschach test. okay now upload a photo of your childhood bedroom and explain the relationship between its layout and the adult you are today. okay now show us your youtube watch history. okay now define the color "red." okay now walk into a patch of poison ivy and take a selfie of you holding up a paper saying "i <3 ivy." okay now wave your hands in the air if you just don't care. that one was a trick to cull the applicants who don't care. okay now choose a loved one to sacrifice. great! thank you for submitting your application we will not be calling you

thank you to the internet for making it so that every time i listen to this song, i can hear funky town too.

belial

won't you take me to

behemoth

funky town

It’s so cute when people tell me to just get over it and stop playing the victim as if I had a choice of living in an endless loop of my trauma everyday

the urge to fall to the ground throwing a tantrum sobbing really loudly but like in a super angry way y'know what i mean

happy birthday ushijima anyway I bet Tendou saw it was international left handers day, and decided as a joke to plan a big surprise and do like a playful "hey its your day buddy" in like a jokey way to make fun of him and then he shows up for this surprise and is like "how did you know it was my birthday?? i do not believe I'd mentioned??? ah of course you knew, you are very clever :)" and Tendou is just like "HAHAHA LIKE I DONT KNOW MY BEST FRIENDS BIRTHDAY PFFTT-" and then sprints to the kitchen to scrape the left-handed jokes off the cake because how the FUCK did this happen?

do you know we love you, laika? from a million miles away? though we did not treat you right i really wished you’d stayed

i hope you know they loved you before they sent you with no cause and now you’re free to wander with stars between your paws

i hope your body’s laced with stardust your mind, your fur, your heart i hope you know we loved you to the end, from the start

the universe is yours to roam the galaxy your turf i hope you play with the comets that i see from here on earth

does sirius keep you company? a dog-star of your own and does ursa guard you sleeping in space where you were thrown

it’s not fair how we treated you you didn’t ask to fly and i just hope you aren’t lonely way up there in the sky

and i hope you burnt out quickly that you weren’t in any fear but i know that it isn't true and i wish you were still here

does it help to know we love you they kept hope within a lie some thought we could bring you back but we sent you there to die

i know that you were scared then i know you were alone but i hope you saw the stars and thought they looked like home

and i know you didn’t make it you had no epilogue but i know i miss you laika no knowledge is worth a dog