SLAPPING THE REBLOG SO F**KING HARD

I laughed way too hard at this LOL

Sebastian, driving Elizabeth and Ciel: So, how was your day?

Elizabeth: We almost got surprise adopted!

Sebastian: Pardon?

Ciel: We almost got kidnapped.

Sebastian: Ah, I see.

Sebastian: *slams on the breaks* I beg your fucking pardon?!

reblogging because, well, *looks at my url* 

Edward:If you had to choose between My sister and all the money I have in my wallet,which one would you choose?

Ciel:That depends,how much money are we talking about?

Lizzy:Ciel!!

Edward:69 cents..

Ciel:I'll take the money..

Lizzy:CIEL!!!!

I headcanon that Ciel likes LARP now and you can’t stop me, muahahahaha

Ik the manga is made in Japan by Japanese people but ciel himself is British and white so when Yana draws him in Japanese regalia he just looks like he's heavily into larp and weeb shit 💀

Ciel: What’s that dark, shadowy place over there? Sebastian: That is a place that you must never go, bocchan.  Ciel: No, the other dark, shadowy place, beside that dark, shadowy place. Sebastian: ...oh that’s the grocery store. Ciel: Ah.

Sebastian has very strict rules regarding hell.

Ciel is not allowed to go there without Sebastian accompanying him.

When they are there, Ciel is not allowed out of Sebastian's sight.

With or without Sebastian, there are some places Ciel simply isn't allowed to go.

It's simply no place for a child, even if said child is over 100.

And if Ciel wants to play the, "I'm the master! You can't order me around!" game, Sebastian might remind him of the questionable validity of their contract and of the fact that Ciel doesn't like how cake turns out when he, not Sebastian, makes it.

Well, I mean..

Yeah????? You’re not wrong, OP????

that one scene in the black butler s2 intro

..Yes.

I am liking this crossover.

Odie Trancy:

Yes, I have been running a fever. Why do you ask?

Ciel: What the f**k is that?

Alois, with a tarantula in his hands: ..My cat. :P

Ciel: That is NOT a cat!

SPONGEBOB-- 🤣

Timmy Turner voice: Oh no, I thought I could improve our lives by manipulating a small change in the workings of our reality, but said change has revealed itself to have an unexpected and unfortunate side effect. I now desire to return the world to its original state, but the alteration inconveniently prevents me from immediately doing so. I am upset by this.

you know what pisses me off.

people that post/draw innocent/platonic-looking pictures/fanart of Sebastian and Ciel.. then tag it as S*baciel.. Like.. NO.