Thinkin about how happy Lou would be that Cole’s with an artist.
BISEXUAL WU BISEXUAL WU RISE RISE RISE
When do yall feel like the ninja became adults (for tea purposes, not referring uring to Lloyd. He prolly needs his own special poll)
Just curious to know what yall think, feel free to give your reasoning ^^ I will not be giving mine till after the poll to avoid influencing the results
"Ted is doomed to become the homeless man and eventually die a horrible death wherein he is trapped within the Bastard's Box for eternity" to YOU. I, however, live in the Hatchetfield universe where he is de-Tinky'd through some magical and/or scientific machinations beyond my writing ability <3
His brain could never truly be "repaired" to its original state but you'll get some vicious side eyes from one Peter Spankoffski for ever referring to it as "broken". It's still his brother, and everyone adjusts to a new normal.
His internal clock is no longer linear; on good days his watch and many clocks and calendars keep him on track, but when he gets what Pete refers to as the "Time Scrambles", he gets foggy and mixed up, at which point someone will usually put on Borat for him and tell him to rest up till things make sense again.
Don't think Tinky doesn't try and wiggle his way back in; even if it's a bluff, being told "I'm coming for your ass" by a bright yellow demon goat doesn't help you sleep at night.
What should Ted's dog's name be tell me in the tags :3
I’m not crying over legos nope not at all (finished dr s2ep14)
AAAA YES chefs kiss these are beautiful. Putting them on the fridge
ask and thy shall receive! order up for @hellsballz!
Ninjago head canons: SPINJITZU BROTHERS EDITION
-Wu being absolutely CRUSHED by garmadon’s corruption, especially bc he blames himself
-garmadon does still care about his brother post corruption, but the normal sibbling mischief twists into attempts at his life
-TSM taking them on trips to verious now ancient monuments where they TOTALLY left graffiti that has baffled archeologists ever since
-he only took them bc every time he leaves them in the monastery alone he comes back and their mischief has caused considerably damage then it does when he’s able to supervise them
-they both have scars from rough housing when they were little, when the ninja ask about wu’s he says it’s from garmadon. They think something HORRIBLE and traumatic happened when in reality he just pushed him out of a tree or smth
-neither one of them handled garmadons banishment well. Wu didn’t sleep for at least a week. Garmadon cried himself to sleep. Both missing their brother. Both alone.
Oh yeah I’m positive
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I might’ve forgotten green tea exists.
I really need to stop writing these at 2 am.
Ninjago headcanons! (Spoiler free) cafe orders edition!
kai: very complicated order (baristias hate his ass)
cole: matcha latte
zane: hot chocolate
jay: lots of cream and sugar
nya: 1 cream and 1 pump of a flavored syrup
pixal: pumpkin spice latte, girlie pop loves trying the popular stuff bc she likes engaging in human activites
garmadon: decaf
lloyd: "ill have it as dark as my soul" [is given a cup of milk]
misako: strong black coffee, she needs the caffine for her late nights reserching
wu: tea. thats not even a hc
morro: "ill have it as dark as my soul" [is given a dark hot chocolate]
🫡 understood.
I’m sure boss won’t mind if I take a slightly longer break,,,
Otw with the hot choccy . You deserve it
Ninjago headcanons! (Spoiler free) cafe orders edition!
kai: very complicated order (baristias hate his ass)
cole: matcha latte
zane: hot chocolate
jay: lots of cream and sugar
nya: 1 cream and 1 pump of a flavored syrup
pixal: pumpkin spice latte, girlie pop loves trying the popular stuff bc she likes engaging in human activites
garmadon: decaf
lloyd: "ill have it as dark as my soul" [is given a cup of milk]
misako: strong black coffee, she needs the caffine for her late nights reserching
wu: tea. thats not even a hc
morro: "ill have it as dark as my soul" [is given a dark hot chocolate]