Please, Eddie, Only You Can Stop This.

And to wrap up my favorite sluts birthday

it's them

Lucas Sinclair, 2024:

me, logging into ao3 5 minutes before bedtime: WAITER! bring me your finest enemies to lovers!

ao3 tag search function: excellent choice, sir! how would you like it cooked?

me: explicit. with a side of hurt/comfort

ao3: lovely! and may i suggest a drizzle of mutual pining?

me: of course, and can you add a spritz of angst? make it a 100k slowburn for good measure

ao3: coming right up, sir

me: thank you. oh, and waiter?

ao3: yes, sir?

me: make it gay

i understand why people don't like my blorbo he is a complex character and a lot of my love for him comes from how people expanded on his character in ff, not saying i only like him outside of canon im saying that i started to understand him as character thanks to discourse about him so i get people who don't like him/don't care abut him but at the same time im like no no pls u don't understand hes so good i love him so much pls let me explain

Robin is freaking out about how she hasn’t had her first kiss yet and Steve’s like, “Hey, I’ll help you.”

She raised an eyebrow at him and he rolls his eyes, “Not with me, obviously. I will find you someone.”

This leads to a whole month where they’ll go to a party/bar/club and Steve will bring over a random man and just leave him there.

Robin is just ?????????

She feels like she’s reading this wrong because to her, it seems like Steve is implying that she should make out with these objectively good looking guy and - and - finally she explodes, “Do you know what a lesbian is?”

“Yeah?”

“Okay, then why do you keep bringing guys over to me??!!”

Steve gives her a baffled look, says like it’s obvious, “So you can have your first kiss.”

“Why?” She asks through the insanity. “Would. I. Want. To. Do. That?????! I’m. A. Lesbian.”

“…oh, Robs,” Steve says like he gets it but proves that he really doesn’t when he adds, “A first kiss feels like it’s really important but it’s not. So you just do it with anyone to get it over with.”

“I’m a lesbian.”

“So?? My first kiss was with Tommy,” Steve shrugs. “Why would you want your first kiss to be with someone you like? The first kiss is always bad.”

Robin just stares at that revelation and then looks at the clock. It’s getting late but they can be tired for work tomorrow. This is a conversation she needs to have now.”

posting this here as well!!

same thing for personality too btw

not to be like poor me or something, but reading a fic with characters who really don't like themselves and think they don't deserve to be loved/ the other person could never love them but in the end the other person actually does love them for who they are gives me so much hope for my own life

character: *thinks the way they look is undesirable and no one would ever love them*

me *recognizing myself through the other*: what the fuck is this shit

“i never see you at the club” ok well i never see you on ao3 at 2am reading about the same two bitches falling in love for the 1000th time in the 500th way

jonathan when steve shows up to apologise at his house in s1