I Got Dat Dog In Me:

The party will be like, “Steve, you have to tell somebody when something is going on. You never tell anybody anything!”

And Steve will be like, “Yes, I do. I tell Robin .”

Then everybody turns to Robin and ask why she doesn’t tell anybody. She shrugs and says she does, “I tell Steve.”

Steve: GUYS guess what I did?!?!?

raga io ogni volta vado in shock quando scopro che una persona che seguo è italiana per me gli italiani non esistono sull'internet, cioè bho almeno che non postino in italiano non ci penso che possano essere italiani e poi vado sul loro acc e leggo qualche stronzata tipo 'viva Poggibonsi' e sono così

me, vibrating out of my skin : hey can I talk to you about this piece of media real quick? I pinky promise I'll be So Normal about it, like there's no reason to be concerned that this will turn into a three hour long monologue. Like I Prommy that I'm not gonna be a freak about it.

idgaf i will never get tired of the dog motif. it will never be cliche it will never be trite it will never not hit hard. i see a dog coded character crawl back to their owner even after being kicked and the inside of my brain looks like this

I don't understand how people think I'm unapproachable. I've been standing on this widow's walk staring out to sea for over a hundred years. Everyone in town knows where to find me.

She just needed a girlnap (Napping in Eddie's arms)

Yes your blorbo is tortured and pathetic and slutty and pretty and suffers more than jesus and all that but never forget that your blorbo is, first and foremost, a loser.

romance is alive and well 🐝

billy resurrection except he’s gotta use his tits to break the cemetery gate open elvira mistress of the dark style