Gotham Is Exactly The Right Amounts Of Wet And Socioeconomically Unstable To Have Spawned An INSANE Grunge

HOWWW CAN U SEE INTO MY EYES LIKE OPEN DOOORRRSS

Im so ticked off by the "unhinged ao3 tags" filter on tiktok bc all of them are completely normal ao3 tags like "spitting :/" oh no spitting how strange anyway ive gathered a few of my favorite actually unhinged tags

my dick is 1 atom wide but an unknowable amount of lightyears long. monofilament dick gang. i roll over in bed and slice the milky way in half

i know everyone on this website means well, but if you ask me “which of these characters is sadder/wetter/doing worse in general”, and one of the opinions is harry dubois, you’re kidding yourself if you choose the other one. you’re kidding yourself for even suggesting it. he doesn’t know what the alphabet is. everyone he works with fucking hates him. he routinely threatens to kill himself while doing his job. he got broken up with SIX YEARS AGO and is still on like, day one of the grieving stage. he can die from sitting down in an uncomfortable chair. his clothes are soaked in piss and vomit all the time. as if all that wasn’t enough he’s also a cop like come on guys nobody is doing worse than him, we should just accept he’s an unattainable #1 and start polling for who is in second place

okay.

westley in the princess bride was so funny for being like ‘talk about this dead guy you loved lol’ and getting the tea about himself

it's too bad that drowning is a thing that happens to you when you try to breathe underwater because being able to inhale water seems like it would feel so good sensorily speaking. like a weighted blanket for your lungs.

Have u talked abt your ocs from the tag anywhere? Or the setting

so technically there are two angelverses - an rp server me and some friends made, where we combined two seperate independent original fiction settings we both called 'angelverse' - this angelverse is set in a world where two different universes were combined together by a cosmic collision event, which has massively destabilized society and made the existence of angels and demons known to the majority of the world and not just paranormal research institutions (both government-funded and independent), angel-worshipping cultists, and the unlucky few who just got caught up in it all, and created a lot of tension and conflict as a result.

however, both angelverses used to create this setting also exist as their own independent concepts, and mine is set in a universe where angels are a type of militaristic eldritch machine-aliens who use earth as a dumping ground for their greatest failures; the exiled Fallen and the "Reassigned"; angels who aren't problematic enough to be officially banished from the Republic of Angels but who have been removed from their original roles and placed on earth to get them out of the way as they're considered incapable of contributing anything worthwhile to the Republic.

here is a character building guide i made which explains the different species that exist in my angelverse and expands a little on the worldbuilding

naming conventions and an explanation of the concept of domains

an explanation of angelic contamination (CONTENT WARNINGS: discussions of terminal illness, suicide/assisted suicide, body and medical horror)

vessel entrapment (CONTENT WARNINGS: discussions of terminal illness-like fantasy condition, capital punishment, body horror)

a powers and limitations guideline i made for RP purposes, just for fun (kind of outdated but whatever)

i love bardock :)