He broke through to the surface, taking large desperate gasps of air before getting sucked back beneath by the current. Danny fought against the water as hard as his little paws would allow.
Just when he felt all hope was lost and he was sinking, a large hand enveloped his entire body and hefted him back into the open air. Shivering and coughing out water he didn't catch whatever the man had said. He continued shivering violently as the guy wrung out Dannys fur.
The mans hands were warm despite the brown leather gloves covering them. They made Danny feel comforted and energized almost as if the man had...oh gods! He did! The man had ecto inside of him! Thank the ancients! Now he just had to stick with glove guy and he could recharge! It would be slow but still!
"Here we are little guy." The man said and Danny noticed all at once that the man had been walking the whole time Danny had been stuck in his head. He looked around and noticed the Animal Shelter sign in front of them.
No. No! Danny needed to stick to this guy if he ever hoped to become a human again. But despite how he dug his claws into the flesh of the mans exposed arm and yowled the man in the red mask managed to get him lose and left him in the care of an animal social worker.
Danny was checked out and placed in the tiny jail cell alongside other kittens and cats, many who were scared, miserable or just desperate for love and attention. This of course meant he needed to plot a jail break. Fortunately, he could still used most of his powers but without any ecto around he would have no way to recharge them outside of food or indulging in his obsession.
Needless to say Jason was a little startled when he woke up the next day to not one, but five little kittens meowing at him for food. He swears the one sitting smugly on his chest is the same one he dropped off at the animal shelter yesterday, but that couldn't be right...
One call confirmed it. All of thier animals had escaped last night and there was a suspiciously animal sized arch taken out of the wall with an unknown tool. Demon brat would be delighted at the news.
Unfortunately for Hood the smug little black cat he rescued yesterday had decided that his shoulder was the perfect perch and stayed there more often than not. Little guy got into food often but refused to eat kibble and any attempt to get the kitten away from the mashed potatoes resulted in violence or density shifting to get back to the food.
At this point danny almost didn't care if he returned to being human so long as he got to eat more of his humans cooking. He swears Jason is magical because everything he makes tastes amazing
I got an idea
You see I was scrolling through tiktok when I saw a tiktok slideshow of you+me, the enemy and beating them up, the enemy being the IPC specifically the Marketing Development Department and I have read it's comments which gave me an idea
The sahsrau I have read has the characters noticing or feeling the presence of the player, a SINGLE player (well mostly the characters find out there in a game so eh details) which got me thinking
What if its a sahsrau but the characters all felt the presence of all the players (because its self aware of a game with millions and millions of players) like instead of the players being aeons or some higher being we are like the stars or some invisible thing
Anyways which means that there are several or thousands or even millions of eyes watching the different characters and making them stronger, faster and smarter
With that idea, just imagine those eyes having favorites and absolutely despising stuff and from the comments I read from the tiktok we collectively despise the Marketing Developmemt Department so just imagine the members of the IPC specifically that department absolutely pissing themselves from the heated glares of million pairs of eyes making them rethink there life choices
Nonetheless thanks for reading this, hope you have a nice day
Self aware hsr characters that are an expy of HI3 characters
This might be ooc as I'm not 100% familiar with HI3 and HSR characters entirely also mentions of Bronya x Seele and Raiden Mei x Kiana of sorts
Self aware! Welt who has felt your presence before in his world, so the captain has decided to board on a train instead of a ship this time round and he gladly welcomes you and your presence even if you don't know that he knows you're out there
Self aware! Himeko who is not entirely sure why your presence felt so familiar and what do you mean you'll protect her at all cost so she doesn't die in this universe? It's touching but she doesn't get it.
Self aware! Luocha whos wondering who is this Otto Apocalypse or Void Archives that you keep mentioning who's similar to him. He's just a merchant doing business, he has no ill intent and why does Welt keep avoiding him and why do you agree with Welt actions from sending him that book? He 100% does not carry any malicious intent and is hurt by your actions (or is he? /J)
Self aware! Acheron who finds your presence familiar and soothing as if this emanator has met you before in a past life or another universe, even after all her suffering she just can't bring herself to hate you even if that means she's lost her Kiana
Self aware! Bronya who mentions to her mother that she finds this odd presence yet you don't feel malicious. Even her mother says you feel familiar of sorts, and why does she hear you being so excited upon seeing her? And why do you keep squealing whenever she's with Seele? What do you mean you ship them together?
Self aware! Seele who finds it irritating that there's this sudden presence that seems to follow the Trailblazer and the Astral Express and yet you feel familiar despite not knowing you. She slowly grows fond of your presence and starts getting used to you overtime. She still questions why you keep squealing whenever Bronya and her are together, what's a ship?
Self aware! Silverwolf who first felt your presence in Hertas Space station but doesn't mention anything because well she knows that you know her 'counterpart' from another game aka Haxxor Bunny and she doesn't blame you that it's fun to feel familiarity that she receives just because of her counterpart
Self aware! Sushang who doesn't really notice your presence till the blonde merchant, Luocha brings it up and she enjoys your presence and even though it's weird that you feel so familiar to her yet not to the general or her best friend Guinaifen
Self aware! Yanqing who's first instinct is to bring it up to the general who chuckles and think it must be his imaginative friend or something which does piss YangQing off but he can't be mad at either you or the general as first of all you didn't feel threatening and second of all you didn't even know he exists but he's a little on edge and takes time for him to get used to your presence
Trio D
Eco-Ecto-Scientist Danny (I recommend going through all the reblogs of this one, they go in all sorts of beautiful directions, but you will get sucked in for a good two hours)
Danny and Sam are Thomas and Martha reincarnated
Dead on Main singer!Danny au song
Crime Lord Danny
Everlasting Insomniacs - Tim goes to Arkham
Danny and Danielle hostages in Gotham with moving walls
Tucker is a Streamer Danny is his cryptid roommate
Jazz is Arkham's new entertainment version 1
Jazz is Arkham's new entertainment version 2
Team Phantom knocks out Nightwing
Son of Themyscira: Danny's Grave
Danny works at a diner front
Team Phantom is Young Justice Dark
Batman buys Constantine's soul
Constantine's Interns
CADMUS Danny and Match
Danny is a training villain art
Danny's Bowery Daycare (with fic link)
VVV These two start with the same prompt but go in wildly different directions. VVV
Escalation au
Instincts au
Thermos/Urn Misunderstandings
Drink mix-up and Weston family curse
Danny is Gotham’s baby villain
Danny, Paulina and Valerie are secretaries
Danielle steals the Batmobile
Z-con with Constantine
Spirit Halloween Park Ranger Danny
Big Fish in Gotham Pond
The Hunt for the Joker
Assumed hitmen Everlasting Dramatics
That's all I can find for now, my eyes are burning and I've been at this for 3.5 hours.
Fate guides you.
A/n: or alternatively, my personal sahsr lore based on my account wooooo
yes i should be writing the deathless part 3
4 months, it's been 4 months since the mysterious Aeon attached itself to Pollux, or as the Aeon called her, the Trailblazer.
4 months ago it felt like the universe suddenly shifted, when asked the Aeon of Erudition only answered one word, Fate. It sent the Genius society into a frenzy. Soon Herta- the real one, would use one of her puppets to relay this information to Asta, which eventually reached the ears of Himeko and the rest of the astral express crew.
"So... what you're saying is this... voice, Aeon, whatever it is that stays around Pollux might be connected to what Herta told Asta?" Welt repeated, looking towards Pollux as the discussion continued. If you asked him, he was mostly convinced of this possibility. Ever since Pollux joined them in their travels he had felt something hovering around her, not the stellaron in their body but a separate being, latching itself onto her- not that she minded it or anything.
"Yes, though it is just a theory for now." Himeko said, also looking at Pollux as she played on her phone,
"Well, the sudden shift we all felt happened right as we met Pollux.... like something woke up and decided to latch onto her, so it's not out of the realm of possibility." Dan Heng added, crossing his arms in thought.
Pollux jolted, pausing from her game before speaking, "The Voice is back." she stood up, grabbing her bat as she listened to the voice in her head. "I need to do something, The voice wants me to go somewhere."
As she left the rest of the Astral express crew continued to discuss, with March calling the voice The Aeon of fate, even joking that Pollux must be the first emanator of fate which became less of a joke and more of a fact the longer Pollux stayed with the express.
Soon after that discussion Himeko heard the voice in her head as well, feeling her strength grow as the weeks went by, often joining Pollux in her missions. mostly joined by miss Herta herself.
It became clear as time went on that the voice would bless and compel a myriad of people no matter what Aeon they followed or path they trekked especially when the Arbiter General joined, swiftly becoming the most powerful 'vessel' of the voice. When asked why he listened to the Aeon, he only said that it was foreseen by Lady Fu.
Many more joined, from the healer lady of the Loufu, the mysterious merchant carrying an even more mysterious coffin with him at all times. and even the fearsome Stellaron hunter who seeks death. All of them heeded the call of the mysterious Aeon.
Soon enough, the 'vessels' blessed by this mysterious Aeon made a name for themselves, making themselves known through word of mouth and the actions they displayed.
Sakumo being a super popular borderline sex symbol in his era will never stop being my favorite hc, I need to see more of it
All the people his age and younger had a crush on him. It was just a Thing(tm) where 9 times out of 10, a Konoha shinobi's first crush was probably Sakumo. Even other villages young shinobi hung up his bingo book picture above their bunk and dreamed of both killing him, being killed by him (in a hot way), having a battlefield fling with him, and more. There was blackmarket fanfiction. He was incredibly popular among civilians all over fire country. Some popular romance novels had love interests very blatantly based off him.
Even before they were on a team together, Obito and Rin both had a silly kid crush on Kakashi's dad (Obito more than Rin) and he was aware of it. This did not help make him like them any more. (By the time hearing smthn positive ab his dad would have made Kakashi softer, they'd both gotten better at hiding the crush, so to Kakashi it looked like they'd gotten over Sakumo.) Even Minato had a bit of a thing for him, not really but like— strong, popular, feard and very friendly ninja who is now paying him some attention (bc hes his kids teacher) he's not immune. Kushina understands, she is also not immune. (Kakashi is going to throw a fucking fit)
Even after his failed mission, when his reputation crashes and burns within the village, he still can't completely shake his admirers— they possibly just get more disrespectful ab the attraction when it mixes with the hate. (Which tbh could make for an interesting discussion all on its own)
Kakashi is haunted by his father's insane popularity for decades after his death. He does his very best to ignore the lingering evidence of people being insane ab his father.
One day he realizes one of his favorite romance novels has a romance interest based off Sakumo and has a break down ab it and can never read the series again.
When raiding an old abandoned enemy camp w Team Ro, he finds an old, autographed photo of his dad covered in lipstick marks in the communal bathroom. He chooses to ignore it but it's quickly spotted by his teammates, who do not know who Sakumk is, and v quickly begin to remark on the poster, who this mysterious Konoha nin is, and ahaha damn he is kinda good looking, huh? (Kakashi wants to DIE)
Shisui ends up taking the poster back to Konoha with them and hangs it up in the ANBU communal quarters where it is VERY quickly recognized. And also some of the people in that room recognize it so quick bc they also used to own a similar poster. (Kakashi wants to DIE someone PLEASE kill him now)
Its only when he's given team 7 that he finally thinks he's escaped the legacy of his father as Konoha's Most Sexiest Shinobi. Only for Naruto, when being trained by Jiriyah, to find his drafts for Icha Icha very clearly inspired by his dad. Which he can never publish for multiple reasons (lingering respect for Sakumo. Also for Kakashi, who is his biggest fan and would probably never look at him again.)
Naruto somehow accidentally brings this up with Kakashi who like. Has war flashbacks and immediatley stands up and walks away as Jiryah scrambles to try to explain himself and Tsunade looks on in scorn (she will approach him later to carefully ask for the drafts while trying to seem like she's not really asking for them bc she's too proud to admit it)
Naruto and Sakura discover Kakashi-sensei's dad was a sex symbol. I don't even know how they'd react but like. Oh my god. Oh my god you guys.
Funniest option would be they accidentally revive his popularity a little bit by being so loud ab it they like, remind people ab him. + introduce another generation to the idea of him
Kakashi is crouched on the floor with his face in his hands. When will he be freed from this hell.
Sasuke does not escape tho, he goes to sound and finds a picture of Sensei's dad in Orochimaru's office (???????)
This is such a shitty sketch but the vision:
Itachi, who learned who Sakumo was from that poster thing, goes on to find a photo of him in ""Madara's"" belongings and gets super weirded out but ultimately doesn't. Super care. But also. Like. What. What.
After Itachi finds the photo, which Obito genuinley forgot he fucking had and keeps in part just bc its like one of the only belongings that remained from his Konoha days, he shoves it somewhere in Kamui to forget about.
But then in the Obito vs Kakashi Kamui fight, it fucking flutters down in the middle of the fight and Obito fucking dies of humiliation as Kakashi realizes he will truly Never Escape and that this reality is his own personal hell
Uhh endgame Kakashi becomes Hokage and accidentally retreads his father's path in becoming the new Konoha Sexy Man. Which simultaneously crushes him (he will never escape) and fills him with delight (he will now be able to impart the pain of having your father figure be lusted after by all ur friends and acquaintances onto his students)
SAGAU - SAHSRAU IDEA
𒂭۪۪۪۪᳝۟ ━╋ ♪ •̩̩͙*˚ ❀
Yeah but this is a idea that is rotting my brain all over the week-
IMAGINE that you have an OC (almost self insert) for the game that you have been playing recently...And somehow, The voicelines are acting strange... Mentioning some unknown character (It names casually after your Oc) that has no been appeared....
Is just a coincidence...
You think that all of this is just a new character that is just gonna come the next version because is all that hoyoverse always do when a character is gonna come out. But the next version hits and is no character with the qualities that has been mentioned in.... And the signs is just getting more and more evident!!!!
And when you are exploring you see a new room for the faction that you always wanted to be part of it
And when you enter the room is the perfect room you ever imagined from you Your OC!!!
All of this is just strange... What is Hoyoverse cooking this time?? You think.....
But meanwhile in the universe, everything is in chaos, because the gaze of their almighty creator has been disappeared everyone is in panic
D-did they did something wrong?!?!
A-a-are you mad at them!?!?!?
DO YOU GET BORED OF THEM!?!!
But then, in this chaos it appears a new character!!! Everyone is stunned, because you. They hold the oh so divine essence of his creator!! Not even the Mc has that!! And the gaze returns even more warm, loving and gentle, like it is telling them that you bring them one part of you to them!!!!
You love them so much, right?
And the character asks to join to the traveler & paimon/Astral Express!! They are sooo lucky! So you get to travel with them
Don't pay attention to the obsessive eyes and glares that everyone has to you, the cligniness and the jealous glares that they trown to each other<3333
After all, you don't have to be worried to get hurt, they will protect you, At. every. cost.
Howdie!!!!<3
I'm not new in the community of Self-Aware, but I am new at all of this of the brainrot and fanfics!
I will be posting some ideas that I have or fanfics that it might be for there, also, you can use the ideas for the fanfics!! Just pls give credit...
So, I hope that my fanfics & ideas will be good for you!!!
Also I finally gain courage to write my own self aware blog pls be good
How does one put a bio
Anyways it seems because of the post I made days ago has opened the floodgate in my brain of all the stockpiled ideas I kept mostly to myself soooo I'm dropping them some here (I might have forgotten some details)
If anyone wishes to use any of these then be my guess, I just want to pour them all out
These are my ideas for Genshin Impact (I'll be doing seperate posts for my ideas in different fandoms)
Genshin Ideas:
Self-Insert!Aunt of Kaveh
-this idea started when I learned about his story so yeah, this idea was atleast two years ago?
-Self-Insert is either reincarnated in the game or just there
-Self-Insert is the sister to the new husband of Kaveh's mother in Fontaine and she found out about Kaveh and wanted to meet him, cue 10 mins of meeting him she went "I just met this man for 10 mins but if anything ever happens to him, I'm killing everyone here then myself"
-Took one look at whatever Haikaveh is and went "I know what you are"
-Probably the wine aunt or the rich aunt
Self-Insert!Dori
-got her 3 times back to back, this idea was also two years ago?
-found out all the hate on her because of the fact that Kaveh is in debt because of her and my brain went "I can fix her"
-Self-Insert!Dori would be similar to her game self only the difference she is absolutely protective and loves Kaveh (platonically)
-She looks at Kaveh as he was easily scammed also seeing the kind and beautiful soul in front of her and thought "I must protect"
-Kaveh still gets in debt by being scammed and is quite still "roommates" with Alhaitham
-Self-Insert!Dori offering Kaveh a place in the Palace of Alcazarzaray but Kaveh refuses the offer
-Self-Insert!Dori being Kaveh's self-proclaimed rich aunt
-Self-Insert! Dori would not hesitate to fund the entire wedding for Haikaveh and lend the Palace of Alcazarzaray as the venue if the chance comes (She finds them cute together)
Kid Self-Insert
-Kaveh finds self-insert somewhere and sees them hurt, lost, abandoned or something and decides to bring them to Tighnari then while carrying them he shows self-insert around Sumeru City
-Self-Insert looks like a mix between Alhaitham and Kaveh so people passing by are staring and rumours start that Kaveh and Alhaitham has a kid
-Alhaitham heard the rumours and went to find Kaveh, sees Kaveh with self-insert
-The story goes on found family and Alhaitham and Kaveh stops dancing around and finally confess to each other then gets married
Hahaha 😅 notice how all of them are all self-inserts also connected to Kaveh and Haikaveh? Kaveh deserves all the love and care in the world
Next post would be my ideas for Honkai Star Rail (I will try my hand in writing and continueing my idea for sahsrau in my last post)
Salutations to the ones who read this entire thing, I thank thee for reading this ones old brainrot. Now I must sleep since my eyes are getting heavy
girl dad
Argenti who believes you (player) are Idrila… the being who’d saved him countless of times, the one who protects him in times of peril. The reason he only meets you in near death situation is due to how the universe works, determined to only let you meet those who adore you once they’re at their weakest and need your help to return to their true form. Every time a new soul comes to you, arriving at the Express’ doors, you welcome them and work tirelessly to give them strength unattainable through other means.
Albeit not knowing how you truly look like, he can see your silhouette in his mind’s eye. He knows the broad brush strokes that compose your face, even your eye color and hair texture immortalized in his memory. He knows deep down that there will never be any being that can rival the beauty of his Lord.
Argenti, who once finally home with you, can finally rest easy knowing that you are with him – watching over him and giving him strength in your own way. However, he still cannot touch you, he hasn’t been able to clearly see your face yet. His journey isn’t done, now he must find a way to bring you to him so he can spread the word of your arrival and power while adoring you in his arms.