Uhm, Hello?!

Absurd and delightful scenario:

Smokescreen is taking the Team Prime kids out for a drive, to get them out of Ratchet's figurative hair and give the old boy some quiet time.

They spot a fundraiser carwash and the humans convince him to go through - they have cash and want to donate because it's for a cause they all really like (or something).

Before any of them can really see too much someone's thrown a bucket of sudsy water over the car, and suddenly BAM! There's a pair of very big honkers in a teeny tiny bikini top scrubbing the windshield.

Everyone is freaking out. Jack, Miko, and Raf are all screaming while the older two try to shield Rafs eyes. Smokescreen has no idea how to feel about this, he's panicking, feeling things he isn't sure he's supposed to feel. Is he into this? Does he have a fetish now? But simultaneously he's horrified because his charges are inside of him while all of this is going on and OH PRIMUS NOW THERES THREE PAIRS OF BOOBS?!?!

He is so embarrassed that he peels out of there as fast as he's able, uncaring that he is still covered in soap. The kids are still screaming, now being tossed around inside the car as he Tokyo-drifts it out of the parking lot.

As soon as they're back on the road everyone gets super quiet and awkward for a solid five minutes. Finally Smokescreen asks that they don't tell Optimus about this. They all agree. Another few minutes go by, Miko gets anxious and suggests turning on the radio. Smokescreen does so, but the station he lands on is playing the new Bruno Mars/Sexxy Red song, and it just so happens to be in the second verse at this point.

Titties on your forehead, titties on your chin. Titties on titties with my big titty friends.

The radio goes off again, and they drive the rest of the way back to base in silence.

리퀘스트) 마지막 리퀘입니다! 너무 늦어서 죄송하네여ㅠ

홀로폼 사웨와 고양이 래비지 조합을 보고 싶다고 하셔서 열심히 낋여왔습니다 뇌내망상이 가득한 홀로폼 의인화를 좋아해주셔서 감사합니다💙

Request) Here comes the final request! 🎉 Sorry for the delay 😭 Hakaba sama wanted to see holoform Soundwave and cat Ravage, so here they are! 🐾 Thank you for enjoying my holoform humanizations full of headcanon—I had so much fun drawing this! 😆💙

취향이기도 하고 실력적으로 무리기도 해서 그냥 선 단계에서 모든 힘을 다 쏟아내는데요 그럼에도 불구하고 이거지같은섬에버려진채색실력이지만 색을 입히는 이유: 색이라도 없으면 너무 노근본그먼씹자캐같이보일까봐 두.려.움.

넵 이게 최종 마지막 디자인입니다 더이상 디자인 건드릴수 없다 이 이상 자료조사 했다가는 잘 알지도 못하는 분야에 그만 머리가 터져버리고 만다 ㄹㅇ로 최선을 다했습니다 고마워요 사랑합니다

Well, it’s both my preference and my skill limit, so I pour everything into the line art stage. 💀 Still, despite my absolutely trash-tier coloring skills, I add colors anyway because… without them, it might look like some no-lore cringe mess OC—and that terrifies me. 😭

Yep, this is the final design. No more tweaks. If I research any further, my brain’s gonna explode from diving too deep into stuff I barely understand. Fr. 💀🔫

I did my best—thank you, love ya! 😭💕

Transformers One poster from Studio Trigger

Drawn by Masaru Sakamoto

They totally do...

him and scream gossiping about megsie

Stunning work <3

How dare you?! He's such a pretty princess you let him have his moment!! 😭

shockwave, you're too big for that dress 😞

alien experts ^ㅠ^

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