Pre:
Holding onto a random surface to keep from swaying
Faltering steps (!!!)
Sweating
Ears ringing
Black spots in field of vision -> blinking rapidly to keep lucidity
Waves of nausea
Worried stares from their friends/caretaker/love interest
"I think I need to sit down" from Whumpee
"You should sit down" from Caretaker
"Are you okay? You look... pale"
"I... I don't feel so good"
During:
Slumping on someone/something
Knees buckling (!)
Eyes rolling back (!!!)
Hitting something on their way down
"Whumpee...? Are you- Whumpee!"
Post:
Caretaking!!!
Waking up in a different place, confused and aching
Taking care of whatever injury they got while falling
Lightheadedness
Headaches
Shaky hands
Waking up to Caretaker's hands stroking their hair
Whumpee trying (and failing) to stand up right away -> Caretaker forcing them back down
Caretaker checking for a fever or an hidden injury, knowing the whumpee would never ask for help until it's too late
"How long was I out?"
"Hey there... Took you long enough to wake up"
"shh, stop apologising. You just fainted, it's not your fault" (I swear I'm not obsessed with soft caretakers)
"When was the last time you ate a full meal?"
"Drink some water" "...I don't think I can hold the glass" "It's okay, I'll help you"
If you see any mistakes send me an ask so I can correct them. Thanks <3
I envy writers.
As an artist I can give you a snapshot into a world.
But a writer.
A writer can take you there.
They can weave together words and create a portal to anywhere. You can visit those places instead of looking out a window and wishing to be a part of it.
I envy writers.
list of my favorite things about jeremy knox:
he's an english major
he's a middle child
he says words like "heck" and "hecka" and "hecked"
his best friends are lesbians
barkbark von barkenstein
having different animal noises as ringtones for the trojans based on what position they play
uses a light racquet for more control over winning stick checks
bleached his entire head because he couldn't go through with frosted tips
"you are going to be my success story: jean moreau the person, not jean moreau of the perfect court."
gay
My my friends got me a TMA birthday cake and I laughed for a solid 5 minutes
Teammates, Friends?
No im not “grieving” Buddie, do you know how amazing it is to have queer/bisexual men representation in today’s media? Do you know how important it is for all of the community and the younger people watching this? This is a huge milestone and Buck’s sexuality is valid outside of any type of ship. Today we celebrate.
Reasons why Jon Archivist is truly a character of all time:
Had the police called on him several times when he was a young child
Keeps his rib and the ashes of the season one antagonist next to his stationary drawer
Promised he wouldn’t get lost in tunnels and then immediately got lost in aforementioned tunnels
Has no clue what a joke is
Learned how remarkably easy it is to buy an ax in central London
Had to have two separate interventions
Told people his place of employment before traumatising them for life
The first character he ever said ‘I love you’ to is a cat
Allegedly participated in amdram
Watches documentaries and collects some kind of weird shit (my headcanon is Soviet Union postcards) when he’s not being a paranoid mess
Canonically looks like he hasn’t slept in weeks
Knows nothing about library science
Fell head over heels for a man that he hated until he learned he lied on his resumé
Has been referred to as Jesus or Jesus-adjacent at least twice
Asexual icon
Knows what a meme is and said “LOL” in the first episode
Rode on a merry-go-round sometime during his university days because he was in a weird place emotionally
Died for our Jonathan Sins
Is probably a computer now playing minesweeper with his boyfriend and evil 200+ year old boss
Original
last part
s5 jonmartin
s4 peter lukas
maxwell rayner
the distortion
pretty much most avatars
jonah after getting arrested
original elias bouchard
martin blackwood
helen cheering melanie on
next part
I don't know shit about tumblr but I write whump on ao3 (pfp and headers aren't mine, credits to the artists) hello Jon, apologies for the deception AO3
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