Things I Absolutely Love About Fainting Whump:

Things I absolutely love about fainting whump:

Pre:

Holding onto a random surface to keep from swaying

Faltering steps (!!!)

Sweating

Ears ringing

Black spots in field of vision -> blinking rapidly to keep lucidity

Waves of nausea

Worried stares from their friends/caretaker/love interest

"I think I need to sit down" from Whumpee

"You should sit down" from Caretaker

"Are you okay? You look... pale"

"I... I don't feel so good"

During:

Slumping on someone/something

Knees buckling (!)

Eyes rolling back (!!!)

Hitting something on their way down

"Whumpee...? Are you- Whumpee!"

Post:

Caretaking!!!

Waking up in a different place, confused and aching

Taking care of whatever injury they got while falling

Lightheadedness

Headaches

Shaky hands

Waking up to Caretaker's hands stroking their hair

Whumpee trying (and failing) to stand up right away -> Caretaker forcing them back down

Caretaker checking for a fever or an hidden injury, knowing the whumpee would never ask for help until it's too late

"How long was I out?"

"Hey there... Took you long enough to wake up"

"shh, stop apologising. You just fainted, it's not your fault" (I swear I'm not obsessed with soft caretakers)

"When was the last time you ate a full meal?"

"Drink some water" "...I don't think I can hold the glass" "It's okay, I'll help you"

If you see any mistakes send me an ask so I can correct them. Thanks <3

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I envy writers.

As an artist I can give you a snapshot into a world.

But a writer.

A writer can take you there.

They can weave together words and create a portal to anywhere. You can visit those places instead of looking out a window and wishing to be a part of it.

I envy writers.

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1 year ago

No im not “grieving” Buddie, do you know how amazing it is to have queer/bisexual men representation in today’s media? Do you know how important it is for all of the community and the younger people watching this? This is a huge milestone and Buck’s sexuality is valid outside of any type of ship. Today we celebrate.

9 months ago

Reasons why Jon Archivist is truly a character of all time:

Had the police called on him several times when he was a young child

Keeps his rib and the ashes of the season one antagonist next to his stationary drawer

Promised he wouldn’t get lost in tunnels and then immediately got lost in aforementioned tunnels

Has no clue what a joke is

Learned how remarkably easy it is to buy an ax in central London

Had to have two separate interventions

Told people his place of employment before traumatising them for life

The first character he ever said ‘I love you’ to is a cat

Allegedly participated in amdram

Watches documentaries and collects some kind of weird shit (my headcanon is Soviet Union postcards) when he’s not being a paranoid mess

Canonically looks like he hasn’t slept in weeks

Knows nothing about library science

Fell head over heels for a man that he hated until he learned he lied on his resumé

Has been referred to as Jesus or Jesus-adjacent at least twice

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Knows what a meme is and said “LOL” in the first episode

Rode on a merry-go-round sometime during his university days because he was in a weird place emotionally

Died for our Jonathan Sins

Is probably a computer now playing minesweeper with his boyfriend and evil 200+ year old boss

1 year ago

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Harmonique

I don't know shit about tumblr but I write whump on ao3  (pfp and headers aren't mine, credits to the artists) hello Jon, apologies for the deception AO3

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