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Looks like it’s time to play Did I Fuck Up My Shoulder or Am I Just a Little Bitch

Literally for merlin lmao

I tend to post a lot of Merlin-centric stuff, but I wouldn't want you to think I haven't noticed the amount of indecent Arthur cleavage that goes on in the show.

My God, could he be anymore of a tease. 🤤

He looks like he’s about to curse someone out omg

aesthetistt

The little sword flicks aiwnsjdndksmxmdmdmdkkskdjfjd

One of my favorite things in Merlin is how you can clearly see Bradley James getting sword fighting training and improving at it as time goes on. Like, season 1, all Arthur sword fights are Duels With Helmets and minimal closeups, and then by the end of the show he's doing these choreographed long takes that look effortless. I just love seeing the progression.

I am in love with the tiny moments of people i will never know

Help why is this amazing and why did my brain start reenacting it in my head

Like

ss: “How dare you say that to soundwave megatron, you can’t disrespect my wife like that!”

m: “SHUT UP STARSCR– wait what”

ss: “We’re married duh. Wait- wait did you really? Oh allspark you really did- YOU FORGOT WE’RE MARRIED?!?!” (With hands waving in the air and everything, megatron almost has to duck the wing closest to him flailing)

m: “What do you mean you’re married Starscream what-”

ss: “I mean WE GOT MARRIED MEGATRON”

sw: “Affirmative: 2 years, 7 months, 4 days, and 32 seconds. 33 seconds. 34 sec-”

m: “I GET IT! WHY DIDNT YOU TWO IDIOTS TELL ME THIS!”

ss: (classic screech) “MEGATRON!! You were the first one invited- I can’t believe you forgot this!”

sw: “Affirmative: you were invited to be the flower girl.”

ss: “You tried to tear apart the hologram!” (probably grumbled)

sw: “Continuation: And when that did not work you stormed off.”

ss: “Yeah! Like a little bitch!”

sw: “Resolution: you ignored us so you did not remember to go to the ceremony.

m: “What” (very confused) “how-”

sw: “Clarification: Ravage was the flower girl.”

ss: “AND HE DID A VERY GOOD JOB!!!”

And then cue megatrons horrified face while in the background Ravage comes out and plops on Starscream’s shoulder and Starscream scratches under his chin.

Basically the reason why I love this pairing - Megatron would be beyond devastated

I imagine it started with another of Starscreams schemes to get back at Meghan, but he realizes that Soundwave is a multi Husband Poll Champion and maaaybe it would do himself some good with better standards (meanwhile Megatron is obtuse as always)

Ok so I know Greek mythology is really old but I’m just gonna accept this as canon now <3

My take (fix) on Aphrodite Ares and Hephaestus complicated love triangle

I swear in every single version of their myth things are real messy- so yeah boom! JUST GET MARRIED YALL ALL THREE OF YOU! Things are platonic with Hepheastus but I like to imagine the other two jokingly make corny flirty jokes at him just to mess with the grumpy forge cat. And once again, honest conversation and polyamory saved the day.

This is funny bc normally im the one trying to remind you to do healthy shit lol but girl please do

Polite reminder to stay hydrated

HOW DID YOU FIND ME?!?