Guess Terezi Didn’t Want To Make Out

it’s christmas eve post kringlefucker and conksuck boot

I forgot homestuck is words. 

Tavrosprite + Vriska = un-brainwash Jade

Arquiusprite=un-brainwash Jane + ultimate sacrifice

Other sprites? haha don't exist lol

Vriska why

Terezi i hope she will not be in an unhealthy relationship with Vriska

Dave does not give a f but at least hes more comfortable

Karkat not being leader doesn't sound good for some reason

everything does not sound good in this upd8

Kanaya <3

Rose yes your mom is undead be happy 

f u gamzee

Dirk.

Seriously hurry up Dirk everyone's waiting

Davesprite in a jar

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All the kids’ handwriting 

If nanna’s handwriting hasn’t changed since she was younger, then technically we’ve seen Jane’s handwriting as well

happy reunion

until shit gets real

Instead of sending Christmas cards this year, just send this gif to everyone you know.

for a second i thought john zapped the tree by mistake or he was gonna use the tree on something

Can next upd8 please be like

My first gif on tumblr is a drunk Rose. I am concerned.

So in the new update, Caliborn goes on about how Dirk banished his soul into Lil Cal, and how ARquiusprite showed up out of nowhere and ended up getting pulled along for the ride.  And if you notice, HALF OF GAMZEE TOO. This explains so much. Why the game read Scratch’s sudden death as an opportunity to revive him into Lord English. (Caliborn) Why Lord English is so muscular. (Equius) Why Doc Scratch is so shrouded in mystery. (Equius) Why Doc Scratch and Lord English are so vastly intelligent, unlike Caliborn. (AR, a splinter of Dirk’s soul) Why Lord English is so mirthful and angry. (Gamzee) Why Lord English can destroy souls. (AR, a splinter of Dirk’s soul) Lord English even stole his name from Jake English, who in turn got his name from his Grandma Jade English, who in turn stole it from Lord English.  Paradox. It all makes sense now.