So In The New Update, Caliborn Goes On About How Dirk Banished His Soul Into Lil Cal, And How ARquiusprite

i was cheering him on the whole video

Real Upd8 Allstar

Dad freaking Egbert (Crocker)

I still find it funny that Dirk, who was shown as fairly strong throughout the comic, was easily killed two times in [S] Collide (exclude decapitation) while Dave and Terezi never even died. 

I highly believe he died so many times in that fight and everytime Dave and Terezi had to go in and use their fraymotif to save his ass.

swirly jadesprite

I’m trying to figure out why I like Davepetasprite so much.

Part of it is the juiced-up wish fulfillment of it all, which feels like a very deliberate gesture - DPS look like someone’s OC because they are a perfected being, the Very Thing You Want, as filtered through the native symbol language of MSPA.  Forget that Hope nonsense: this is what an angel looks like in comic sans.

It’s also the end of Dave’s arc, in the way that Jasprosesprite is the end of Rose’s.  The Strider/Lalonde problem is anhedonia.   A situation in which Dave is able to delight in himself - surely that’s the major problem of his character solved, right?  And it couldn’t happen to the “real” Dave, because that kind of solution doesn’t happen to real people.  You don’t wake up one day and decide that you love yourself.  Magic is required.

So the squared sprites are projections of what Dave and Rose wanted to be, really.  Ultraconfident sexually aggressive tentacle cat princess and empathetic androgynous never-alone mindmeld hyperfurry?  Are you kidding me?  Sign my terrified middle-school self up.  If this were really a video game and these kids genuinely gained all the levels, these are what the results would be: the highest selves of 13-year-old trauma victims.  Not god tiers, but gods. And, as gods, they are peripheral - they have to be, right?  The mortals are over there weeping and hugging and smothering themselves with pillows, but the trade-off is they get to have the real relationships and learn the real lessons and live the real lives. Original Dave and Original Rose get to live without pain.

There are always these gears turning in Homestuck under all the bullshit, and that’s what I’m here for.  The Bad Man has this insane propensity for getting me to feel genuine feelings about the impossible and the impossibly stupid.

The Knight and Prince of social awkwardness:

wow i suck at gifs

Holy Shit

Like I think this is so subtle but really important–all Dave’s life he’s had this high bar set by Bro on what it means to be cool, and it amounted to distance and aloofness and unemotionality. So much of Dave’s esteem and confidence is tied into this notion of coolness 

And Dirk, the alt kid version of his Bro, so easily and casually is just like, “yeah, that type of “cool” is basically meaningless. I can talk to you and relate to you, which is way better”….like it’s a small thing, but I think in terms of Dave letting go of the toxic attitudes of Bro and relating to Dirk in a healthy and individual way, that small gesture is a really important sign of respect and sincerity to Dave’s emotions and personality that Bro never extended

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these kids are badass and ready to kick butt

Ta-Da I finished the beta kids!!!!!! maybe i should line them up next?

John[x] Rose[x] Dave[x]