I’m trying to figure out why I like Davepetasprite so much.
Part of it is the juiced-up wish fulfillment of it all, which feels like a very deliberate gesture - DPS look like someone’s OC because they are a perfected being, the Very Thing You Want, as filtered through the native symbol language of MSPA. Forget that Hope nonsense: this is what an angel looks like in comic sans.
It’s also the end of Dave’s arc, in the way that Jasprosesprite is the end of Rose’s. The Strider/Lalonde problem is anhedonia. A situation in which Dave is able to delight in himself - surely that’s the major problem of his character solved, right? And it couldn’t happen to the “real” Dave, because that kind of solution doesn’t happen to real people. You don’t wake up one day and decide that you love yourself. Magic is required.
So the squared sprites are projections of what Dave and Rose wanted to be, really. Ultraconfident sexually aggressive tentacle cat princess and empathetic androgynous never-alone mindmeld hyperfurry? Are you kidding me? Sign my terrified middle-school self up. If this were really a video game and these kids genuinely gained all the levels, these are what the results would be: the highest selves of 13-year-old trauma victims. Not god tiers, but gods. And, as gods, they are peripheral - they have to be, right? The mortals are over there weeping and hugging and smothering themselves with pillows, but the trade-off is they get to have the real relationships and learn the real lessons and live the real lives. Original Dave and Original Rose get to live without pain.
There are always these gears turning in Homestuck under all the bullshit, and that’s what I’m here for. The Bad Man has this insane propensity for getting me to feel genuine feelings about the impossible and the impossibly stupid.
It just hit me that in pretty much every single shitty pixel update, Dave was the one going somewhere else on the building top to get away from Dirk because he reminded him of Bro and he really didn’t want to talk to him
and Dirk was the one following Dave around the building because Dave reminded him of his idol and he really wanted to get to know him
Before i’d just been interpreting them as equally uncomfortable because they were both facing someone who was like their role models but different, but that’s not it at all, is it? They were having completely different reactions for the past two weeks.
kanaya has the matriorb. so she will hatch a brand new mother grub, and she can repopulate the earth with trolls.
when calliope grows up, she will become the guardian of this new universe, as all good-aligned cherubs do
according to echidna, karkat is to be the new leader of the trolls, so as to prevent another “race of lost trolls”
wv’s and pm’s goal as exiles was to reintroduce civilization to earth. mission accomplished.
more specifically, when the white queen dubbed pm queen, she told her to bring jack noir to justice and rebuild their kingdom in a new land. check and check.
Ta-Da I finished the beta kids!!!!!! maybe i should line them up next?
John[x] Rose[x] Dave[x]
re-posting because i moved my blog
>many Homestuckers are fading out from the fandom. >many Homestuckers are freaking out from the new mystery girl. >Homestuck is ending after the gigapause...
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>...meanwhile, hanasprite was slowly working on making the trolls run.
Beta Kids[x]
We are more surprised, Terezi. Welcome back.
I kno this is a homestuck blog, but I seriously need this crazy pear on my blog right now
"tumblr user Lennonhead, why do you mention Funassyi at least once a day? what is it?"
well, Funassyi is a pear fairy. it looks like this:
"so it’s like a mascot thing right"
NO IT’S A PEAR FAIRY
Funassyi is the unofficial character of Funabashi, Chiba. there were some attempts to make...
I can’t believe throwing Vriska in can change so much
>Greet visitors. Nicely Hello! I'm hannasprite and this is my HomeStuck blog thing. Yeah that's pretty much it 〆( ̄  ̄*) MAGE OF TIME DERSE DREAMER
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