Me: Who the fuck is Sebastian?
The person who shows The Evil Within: *Shows the most beautiful art in the world*
Me: *dumbfounded in Russian*
art by J. C. Leyendecker (1910s to 1930s)
Me: I love Dante, he such a good uncle.
Dante: "... dead weight."
In a fit of rage I grab the Red Queen from behind me: Well, I take my words back.
uh, um, well, i don’t know how to comment on this, but, here
Я.: Эй Мозг, что ты мне принёс сегодня?
Мозг.: Ничего.
Я.: Это ты мне принёс и вчера.
Someone: Poor Ruvik, he had to endure such a fire.
Me in the tears: No! it's just an allergy to the powder!
I made an art/anatomy tutorial about birds! I hope people will find it helpful!
Friend: How do you like our new generation of teenagers?
I'm looking at people who act like assholes: Well, it seems to them there is normal ...