Sure, When Jesus Christ Raises The Dead, He's The Lord And Savior. Me, I Get Told To Stop Doing Necromancy

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I am going on hiatus im back

Learn something new every day.

That has to suck. I wonder if I got some chocolate milk in the fridge for him

girls when they remember that green lantern vol 3 ends with kyle losing all his tethers to earth to the point that it is no longer his home and because loving is the only thing he knows how to do he devotes himself wholly to the only thing he has left which is an organization that doesn’t give a damn about him as person and one that slowly begins to condone the antithesis of everything he stands for which eventually leads him to strike out on his own where he is later kidnapped and forced into violence in an attempt to break his resolve in his convictions only for him to emerge with said convictions intact but with the price of being irreparably scarred both mentally and physically by what he’s done and what’s been done to him

Y'know how batman said his name was batman when bound by the Lasso of truth, possibly due to his disassociation from the Bruce Wayne persona and possibly due to self imposed brainwashing? Well once the rest of the batfamily finds out about it, specifically Tim Drake, he asks both Wonder Girls (Cassie and Donna) to borrow the Lasso. Kon-el Superboy is there as well as Tim's control group. so after explaining his plan to everyone involved, he explains that he is testing to see if it was possible to trick himself into tricking the Lasso of truth.

Jason Todd unwittingly walks into the room ( they are at the manor under the guide of planning a celebration) as they are testing and suggests to Tim to, instead of redefining the rules of the Lasso, redefine what constitutes as an appropriate answer to questions. As such, whenever Jason Todd gets Lasso'd and asked questions, he speaks in broken Russian to throw people off. Damian just speaks Arabic to inconvenience them. When tim looks confused about why jason is lassod enough to need to know this, jason explains that this is why he got the best at game night with the league. Everyone gets a moment of understanding over this revelation.

Tim, who was never told about game night, is more confused than ever, but takes the advice to heart and uses it as an excuse to learn and use Klingon.

The only batfamily members to be consistently allowed into game night are Bruce Wayne and Dick Grayson, because Bruce doesn't actually play, and Grayson doesn't go all out.jason stoped getting invites after dying,and only returns as Dick's plus one occasionally. Tim was never invited because it was unanimously decided he would win.

Tim is hurt by this

I saw a post saying that green lanterns are just magical girls for boys, but now I'm imagining a story where all the superheros meet up for a Halloween party and are surprised by the fact that a significant portion decided to dress up as magical girls(or at least very whimsically)

Ok cell won in the rematch against trunks, but Krillin survived the entire thing!

He beat Cell all by himself! :D

Gravity is a ploy by the rich to keep us down, weak, and so called "grounded".

First, lets take a look at gravity. Gravity generally means something along the lines of a force towards another mass, but in practice this generally means towards the planet we reside on. Now planet, and infact, much of the universe, is created in a closed source environment, as we have not managed to create an environment that takes external input or output. What does this mean? It means the owner of this system, God, is keeping us from connecting and collaborating with other environments, under the guise of them being "TO MUCH FOR YOUR MORTAL UNDERSTANDING", which I could maybe excuse if not for the fact that, according to the terms and conditions, God owns everything in the universe. He owns the raw material, the factories, your new Jordans, everything. This puts him in a class of his own, with him being able to make a lavish paradise in the sky, and weve only begun to scratch the surface. Ok, now to loop back to the Original point, gravity. Gravity is a tool used to keep those indentured into working on Gods blue Earth from, rioting and reclaiming the right to have cool cloud houses and flying. Gravity also keeps you from reaching your full potential by putting insurmountable obstacles, such as 5 pound weights. Without gravity, I could life the moon. They say it's to keep us grounded, but really it's to chain us.

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Are ya winning, Son Gohan?

I mean, if gero never got laid then we wouldn't have any of the main androids. Just eighter, and even that's debatable

Friendly reminder that ​Vegeta getting laid resulted in the current timeline being saved.