I Extended The Like Limit. =[

Cute-otye

Give him a British Fiver.

Help! my son is currently enjoying a fever.

Why not all three?

Bombed out bathroom, on a cold winter night. You and your lover/best friend/homoerotic comrade run to the nearest shelter, to grab a med kit to help a short person who is hurt. You arrive, a couple seconds later than the other two, and look at the mirror. The kid looks at you, but only briefly, as their stitches need to be cleaned. You stumble to the furthest stall, the one with more space and you sit. You sit down to regain your thoughts and come to a conclusion. THIS SUCKS. A few minutes later and they come to check on you, worried about the pool of blood forming out from the stall. The see you, gasp, and ask why

"you had to help the kid"

"BITCH IM 6 YEARS OLDER THAN YOU IM JUST SHORT!"

And then you pass, having finally gaslit the shortie one last time

top 3 places to bleed out:

1. the snow

2. your lover/best friend/homoerotic comrade’s arms

3. bathroom floor

I mean, if gero never got laid then we wouldn't have any of the main androids. Just eighter, and even that's debatable

Friendly reminder that ​Vegeta getting laid resulted in the current timeline being saved.

That's cool AF.

I was a moron back then s, so I wouldn't have teven really noticed d

legitimately my first feminist awakening as a ten year old child was realizing that girls were expected to respect “boy stuff” but boys were never expected to respect “girl stuff”

Meeting up with someone and saying that "we knew each other in a past life" (I got resurrected by a evil necromancer)

"Pull yourself together!" They say, causing me to suffer another mental breakdown (had a bad experience with being taken apart on an molecular level)

Goody two shoes (heroes only have a limited budget for footwear)

Killing Time, knowing full well that if I do that I will be late to work

Putting a watch in my back pocket and the bottom of my shoes so that I am always "on the clock"

Four-bear Forebearer holding fourheaded bears

Four bearer holding a four

Star crossed but in a "I'm not in love, I just really pissed off a movie star and now shes paying all my dates to dump me)

Would you love me If I was a worm?(Not a hypothetical)

God dam (to keep out the infinite power of the universe)

What is love? (Asking for a friend)(Who may or may not be a 8ft tall killer robot)

Undocumented aliens (am an taxonomists astoloist)

When my peers say "Let him cook" after making a point, but that literally his job? We are at a restaurant?

Clingy ex, but they are a koala

Crime doesn't pay because who would you ask for the check?

People think I'm Time travel but I'm just walking so slow that I arrive in the far future

Life or death situation, but there is no way in hell I am going to help you ( I'm the devil)

People say "give them space", and "give them time" when what I really need is absolute and total control over space-time

Power of heart, but all it does is let me burst open every single vein or blood vessel in your body. Or just give you a heart attack

Super hearing, but I'm now a lawyer required to defend superhuman vigilantes in court

I dunno bout if they are a hobbit, they oughta get a banana for scale

just got back into gardening so i’ve forgotten. are basil leaves supposed to be this big

I've spent the last night searching for a way to make a fire emblem from hack that replaces lyn with Darth Vader, but all I'm finding is gay computers.

Is a tyrannical dark lord of the sith too much to ask? I even got the sprite, all I need is to put it into the software

I'm mad rn }=(

He looks like the type of cat to lobby for an anti dog agenda.

i need everyone to see the cat i met today

his name is hercule purrot