Had To Start Anxiolytics Again... I'm Gonna Be SO CHILL IN TWO WEEKS! That's Gon' Be Great! 

"Wait…fit people have rolls too??!"

Yes, yes they do

J'ai encore peur qu'Astier nous fasse le coup de pute dans le genre "WHOOPSIE, non en fait c'était qu'un moment d'égarement"

arthur pendragon going from "my wife 🙄" to "my wife 😍" real quick (25 years, 10 of which apart)

I don't gve a single horse-shit whether if someone is cis or not. You shouldn't either. Spread the love, not the bigotry, guys.

too modern too live

One of my best friends(let's call him Hamster) to one of our common friend(let's call him Fugu)

Fugu : *Doing something stupid on LoL*

Hamster : You know what, Fugu? Your brain is exactly like your balls. Quite full, but totally unused.

Me : *dying of laughter while fucking bowing respectfully in front of my PC screen*

Tonight I was crying and I made myself laugh think about "The Porcu-Spine"

Please someone, if this shit exists, tell me and send those pieces of art, I would never thank you enough! 

Hell is freezing over in the US, you take a shit, it is going to ice skate its way down the drain.

This dog just came into the animal hospital I work at because he ate a dozen pot brownies…