The Way I Gasped At This Scene

This is some Frodo and the ring type shit 😭 save urself my boi

That scene in the princess bride except there’s no miracle pill and he stays mostly dead 💀

Here have a meme from the first book bc I haven’t read any more in agos shhhhh

HILLTOP CENTER?!?! brb processing this

Trevor really out there slaying on those streets

I know it wasn’t supposed to be funny but when Ojka picked the wrong eye I laughed

I’m sorry but this is the only way I can picture The End

[tape recorder clicks]

Thinking of Lost Mesa are we Warren

will wood song names are so funny they're always like "The Tree Test of Amsterdam: You Can Turn Maple Syrup Into Cocaine unless you ask to be or not to be a.k.a Werewolf Transgenderism in B Minor after a long rainstorm at Niagara Falls a.k.a The Frat Boy Anti-Anthem / trying to swallow an entire nuclear warhead is ultimately a fruitless endeavour [The Most Fruitful Endeavour is Danny Devito's Newest Action Blockbuster] a.k.a So What's the Deal With Airline Food - The Last Will and Old Testament of Jerry 'The God Killer' Seinfeld a.k.a The Last Rocky Road Ice Cream On Earth versus The Great Silicon Valley Disaster a.k.a Fast Times at Whatever High School You Went To a.k.a That Bush Is On Fire! (אֶהְיֶה אֲשֶׁר אֶהְיֶה) a.k.a I'm Getting Tired" and you hit play and it's one of the best songs you've ever heard in your life.