Can’t Wait To See Kell’s Reaction To Lila Being In The Games LMAO

catch me saying [text obscured by blood] instead of [redacted] from now on

🚨 Reaper Spoilers 🚨

Elias’s mind locking away Laia’s memory:

will wood song names are so funny they're always like "The Tree Test of Amsterdam: You Can Turn Maple Syrup Into Cocaine unless you ask to be or not to be a.k.a Werewolf Transgenderism in B Minor after a long rainstorm at Niagara Falls a.k.a The Frat Boy Anti-Anthem / trying to swallow an entire nuclear warhead is ultimately a fruitless endeavour [The Most Fruitful Endeavour is Danny Devito's Newest Action Blockbuster] a.k.a So What's the Deal With Airline Food - The Last Will and Old Testament of Jerry 'The God Killer' Seinfeld a.k.a The Last Rocky Road Ice Cream On Earth versus The Great Silicon Valley Disaster a.k.a Fast Times at Whatever High School You Went To a.k.a That Bush Is On Fire! (אֶהְיֶה אֲשֶׁר אֶהְיֶה) a.k.a I'm Getting Tired" and you hit play and it's one of the best songs you've ever heard in your life.

Okay

But has anyone else been tricked into liking Kipps??

Like???

I did NOT sign up to care for this ginger lamppost yet here I am WORRYING ABOUT HIM AS IF HE WERE MY SON??¿?

I WILL PROTECT HIM!!

HE IS PURE!!! AND DESERVES LOVE!!

Newel and Doren out here being better protectors than Knox and Tess’ own grandparents

Not @ Ali having his chest cut open on a surgery table and Jamshid seizing the opportunity to shit talk him directly to his face

Every time I open tumblr and see that TMA is trending I cackle gleefully and rub my hands together like a cartoon villain

Rebooting the Jamshid meme I made for my Daevabad read through bc I would die for Saze

In another universe this is them

The love/hate relationship with Mag 40 is real 🥲